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Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 12:31 PM BST

Fed up of the garden now. Its only small. But too big. If yu know what I mean.

Bloody weeds.

And I should have put something like

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Turns out my guesses last night were wrong.

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What?

I'm going to start getting angry if you don't tell me soon Bigfella.

And NO ONE likes Angry Ellie.

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2010, 12:33 PM BST

Yes. Her hair's up and she's got a nice long neck too. I've just been staring at it.

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I recommend going up behnid her an kissing her gently on her neck. She'll like that.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 12:34 PM BST

I recommend going up behnid her an kissing her gently on her neck. She'll like that.

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I'm planning to do that to you at the next BCG meet up!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 12:34 PM BST

What?

I'm going to start getting angry if you don't tell me soon Bigfella.

And NO ONE likes Angry Ellie.

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Oh, I don't know. Does your hair start flying about?

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Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2010, 12:23 PM BST

Chip's alone in the office with a young lady called Geniveve.

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Geniveve was never seen again. Apart from some of her blood. And a shoe. Covered in blood. And dried semen spurt.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 12:34 PM BST

What?

I'm going to start getting angry if you don't tell me soon Bigfella.

And NO ONE likes Angry Ellie.

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I don't know, I quite like angry women. Which is just as well with my personality.

Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 12:37 PM BST

Oh, I don't know. Does your hair start flying about?

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Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2010, 12:35 PM BST

I'm planning to do that to you at the next BCG meet up!

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Can't wait!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 21 2010, 12:37 PM BST

Geniveve was never seen again.

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She's just gone too the toilet. I'm resisting the urge to go and sniff her seat.

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2010, 12:42 PM BST

She's just gone too the toilet. I'm resisting the urge to go and sniff her seat.

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If it smelled faintly soiled, would that put you off? Not full on poo guff, just a hint.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 12:34 PM BST

I'm going to start getting angry if you don't tell me soon Bigfella.

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I thought it was to do with the number of vowels in each post but no.

Quote: SlagA @ April 21 2010, 12:45 PM BST

I thought it was to do with the number of vowels in each post but no.

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I'm not that clever!

Right, back to my Garden.

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Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 12:31 PM BST

Fed up of the garden now. Its only small. But too big. If yu know what I mean.

Bloody weeds.

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Weeds are great, if you've got a use for them. For instance, my chickens love dandelions, so those 'weeds' are a bonus in my garden. 'Dead nettle' is a highly invasive weed, but that makes it great for groundcover where nothing else will grow. Thistles look fantastic. Blackberries are as delicious as anything.

Sycamores are useless.

Quote: SlagA @ April 21 2010, 12:45 PM BST

I thought it was to do with the number of vowels in each post but no.

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We're on the same wave length, I counted too, but it wasn't.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 12:50 PM BST

We're on the same wave length, I counted too, but it wasn't.

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I thought it was the attractiveness of the person he was replying to...

Quote: Nogget @ April 21 2010, 9:36 AM BST

I'm wondering why the girl I've been chatting to for a few days on a dating site hasn't yet disclosed her name. Perhaps the BSG girls have an insight into why she'd continue chatting, but be so 'cautious'?

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She's a psycho.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 21 2010, 9:33 AM BST

Tell them to shut up. Cats sometimes kill birds.

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Quote: Nogget @ April 21 2010, 9:45 AM BST

Well yes, I think you're right, but such caution over saying a name is inconsistent with the level of chattiness we've achieved.

I've always found that people give their name on the very first e-mail. We've had days of e-mails now, and still no name.

Or maybe her name is Stalin or something?

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Or Brian.

Quote: sootyj @ April 21 2010, 11:02 AM BST

When the crown jewels are as regals as mine, you don't lock them in the tower.

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Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 12:04 PM BST

I've been gardening since half nine. It feels like I've been going it for hours.

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Erm. You have.

9:30 - 12:04 = 2 hours 34 minutes.

Cut my leg open now.

Great big gash in it.

Good excuse for another break.

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