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I read the news today oh boy! Page 117

Quote: sootyj @ April 20 2010, 9:19 PM BST

Living with stinking corpse and hoping no one notices?

Must be what it's like to be a Labour MP.

:D

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face

Would you do this to your kids? Happy Birthday.

That's not very nice at all.

Yep, it's insanely evil. can you imagine? being chased by an evil clown. Makes me shudder just to think.

I would freak out. I don't mind clowns, but one stalking me is not fun.

Could / Would you forgive someone if they arranged this for you?

I think you'd be mentally scarred as a child if this happened to you.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 12:09 PM BST

I think you'd be mentally scarred as a child if this happened to you.

It might help to cut crime by youngsters if we had more police officers dressed as scary clowns walking the beat.

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2010, 12:22 PM BST

It might help to cut crime by youngsters if we had more police officers dressed as scary clowns walking the beat.

It would be fun if they could use the clown car, all wonky, going honk honk, honk honk. I would watch more police dramas if this were the case.

They'll fit more police per car too.

Okay, Ridley is doing them but that they are being done makes me wince.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100426/ten-ridley-scott-to-make-alien-prequels-5f8abb3.html

So with Greece becoming 'junk', and with the news that a hung parliament here might well lead to a downgrading of our debt, what are the implications for the sort of austerity measures might have to be brought in?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20100428/ten-murray-calls-ghostbusters-3-rumours-c60bd6d.html

More movie news.

Our governor shot and killed a coyote while jogging with his dog.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/27/AR2010042704373.html

Quote: DaButt @ April 28 2010, 6:13 PM BST

Our governor shot and killed a coyote

Clearly not a very wiley one.

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