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Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 9:44 AM BST

Impressive without thumbs to hold a hammer.

I've seen a cat using its motuh to operate a screwdriver; with a bit of training I'm sure its neck muscles could strengthen to the point that it could use an average sized hammer, or mallet.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 21 2010, 9:43 AM BST

Or nailed to their front door.

Can't blame the cat for that. That was me.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 21 2010, 9:46 AM BST

I've seen a cat using its motuh to operate a screwdriver; with a bit of training I'm sure its neck muscles could strengthen to the point that it could utilise an average sized hammer, or mallet.

That was Doctor Who. They were just actors in costumes Matthew. One of them was really Father Dougal.

Cats can be trained to poo into toilets. It seems creepy, but I suppose it saves on cat litter.

I can't wait to get a cat!

Got to wait till next year though, cats are for life, not just on a whim!

Quote: Nogget @ April 21 2010, 9:56 AM BST

Cats can be trained to poo into toilets. It seems creepy, but I suppose it saves on cat litter.

There's footage of a cat pooing in a toilet on YouTube.

I didn't post it as it seemed a bit perverse.

Quote: sootyj @ April 21 2010, 10:07 AM BST

There's footage of a cat pooing in a toilet on YouTube.

I didn't post it as it seemed a bit perverse.

There's a whole Yahoo group devoted to it, too. And they don't like it if you ask them about normal toilet-training, oh no. How insolent to ask such questions of such Champions of Pooing.

Oh I'm just going to post one up cause it's weird.

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Got the hoover and bucket ready though I see. Obviously expecting some spillage.

Yes what a crowded toilet.

Must be owned by a person with thin forward facing legs.

Quote: sootyj @ April 21 2010, 10:29 AM BST

Yes what a crowded toilet.

Must be owned by a person with thin forward facing legs.

Which way do your legs face?

Laughing out loud

They're splayed baby.

When the crown jewels are as regals as mine, you don't lock them in the tower.

My left arm isn't working right. My shoulder has a constant ache and hurts to rotate. The fingers of my left hand are numb and tingly too. If it weren't for the fact that this has been going on for over 24 hours I'd think I was experiencing the onset of a heart attack.

Quote: David Bussell @ April 21 2010, 11:05 AM BST

My left arm isn't working right. My shoulder has a constant ache and hurts to rotate. The fingers of my left hand are numb and tingly too. If it weren't for the fact that this has been going on for over 24 hours I'd think I was experiencing the onset of a heart attack.

Maybe a trapped nerve in your shoulder? Where's Dr Tim Walker when you need him?

Careful, you could become a pain in the neck.

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