British Comedy Guide

The Running Sketch

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EXT. STREET - DAY

A MAN IN A TOMATO COSTUME WITH A CAPE IS RUNNING AWKWARDLY BUT SOMEWHAT QUICKLY DOWN THE STREET.

A TOMATO IN A MAN COSTUME IS RUNNING AT THE SAME SPEED, THE OPPOSITE WAY.

AS THEY APPROACH EACH OTHER.

TOMATO IN MAN COSTUME
Hey Mantomato, your up early.

MAN IN TOMATO COSTUME
You're Tomatoman!

TOMATO IN MAN COSTUME
I know.

MAN IN TOMATO COSTUME
No you're! As in 'you are'. I know you're a tomato but that's still no excuse for poor grammar.

TOMATO IN MAN COSTUME
You've changed John, you know that. I remember when you were a real tomato.

M in Tom Cozzie: I'm plum tomato tired of this get up.
T in Man Cozzie: Don't be daft. It's a puré fashion statement!
M in Tom " : That bloody Mary got me into this.
T in Man " : Seeds of doubt, eh?
M in Tom ; : Yeah, well, it gets under yer skin, don't it?

Tomato:
Wouldn't as in would-nt you like to see whats under my skin.

MAN:
Not really, no.

TOMATO:
Oh.

Quote: Craig H @ April 21 2010, 9:53 AM BST

EXT. STREET - DAY

A MAN IN A TOMATO COSTUME WITH A CAPE IS RUNNING AWKWARDLY BUT SOMEWHAT QUICKLY DOWN THE STREET.

GRAMS:

ITALIAN CHASE MUSIC (IF IT EXISTS)

PAPA DOLMIO RUNS AROUND THE CORNER AND CHASES HIM WITH OVER-SIZED WOODEN SPOON; CAMERA PANS BACK REVEALING THOUSANDS OF MEN IN TOMATO, GARLIC AND ONION COSTUMES RUNNING DOWN THE STREET.

TOMATO
Oh. Heck, I'll show you anyway!

Come on Ketch up!

christ

CUT TO:

MATO

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