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Quote: chipolata @ April 20 2010, 4:35 PM BST

It's not very sexy, though.

Depends who's in the swimwear.

Quote: Nogget @ April 20 2010, 4:37 PM BST

You never heard of the breaststroke?

Or the balljiggle?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 20 2010, 4:37 PM BST

who's in the swimwear.

That must be an RTD script.

Quote: zooo @ April 20 2010, 4:28 PM BST

I actually went so far as to look up gym membership prices the other day. Toooooooooooo much.
Aren't there any cheapo places where you can just pay per visit? And not very much?

I use these "Gym London" ones, which at the moment are only £19.99 per month. Bargain!

Oh yeah there is one of them locally, actually.
Once I get a job I might think about that one.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2010, 4:39 PM BST

I use these "Gym London" ones, which at the moment are only £19.99 per month. Bargain!

I saw you on Bravo last night.

Didn't you bother asking why the security cameras are all at boob level?

Quote: chipolata @ April 20 2010, 4:31 PM BST

Some gymns have huge see-through windows for walls, so you can just stand outside. Staring.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Chappers @ April 19 2010, 9:20 PM BST

You call that work? Then you have training days during term time. Why can't that be in the holidays?

Cos then they wouldn't be holidays, Chappers.

And they are in the kids' holidays, we're contracted to three days more than the kids have to attend. Those are the training days.

Like I said, we never get any sympathy. Whistling nnocently

Quote: zooo @ April 20 2010, 4:28 PM BST

I actually went so far as to look up gym membership prices the other day. Toooooooooooo much.
Aren't there any cheapo places where you can just pay per visit? And not very much?

Or Local Authority ones are generally pay-per-visit. Or at least it's normally an option. They do tend to be a bit less...chic, however. So I am told. I have always been leery of bulking up too much, so avoid the gym. Honest.

Quote: Rob H @ April 20 2010, 7:04 PM BST

Like I said, we never get any sympathy. Whistling nnocently

Come here you big gay head! Console

Quote: Rob H @ April 20 2010, 7:04 PM BST

I have always been leery of bulking up too much, so avoid the gym.

Then you're going to have to tell me where I'm going wrong. I've been avoiding gym and have still managed to bulk up.
:(

Quote: chipolata @ April 20 2010, 7:07 PM BST

Come here you big gay head! Console

You really are dishing out the sympathy these days. If I didn't know better I'd be worried. Errr

Quote: SlagA @ April 20 2010, 7:08 PM BST

Then you're going to have to tell me where I'm going wrong. I've been avoiding gym and have still managed to bulk up.
:(

Sorry, I meant bulking up around the arms, shoulders and muscle areas generally.

I resemble an earthworm who has somehow managed to swallow a walnut.

Quote: Rob H @ April 20 2010, 7:19 PM BST

I resemble an earthworm who has somehow managed to swallow a walnut.

Laughing out loud I know the feeling.

Quote: Rob H @ April 20 2010, 7:19 PM BST

You really are dishing out the sympathy these days. If I didn't know better I'd be worried. Errr

I have a lot of empathy in me that needs to get out.

I think I must be getting old, I just sent an email to the Radio Times. :(

Haha. Was it about Doctor Who by any chance?

Quote: zooo @ April 20 2010, 7:24 PM BST

Haha. Was it about Doctor Who by any chance?

Ricky Gervais is on the front cover this week, and inside theres a big interview with him. It's very odd, basically, the woman interviewing him tears him to pieces. Obviously she did none of this to his face, but just about anything that isn't a quote from Gervais in the article, is her snidely slagging him off. I just thought it was completely bizarre; I was reading it to hear about his projects past and present, not how much the person interviewing him obviously hates him and his work! Very weird.

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