I would like to state that I am single. If I meet a bird who isn't, that's up to her. Goodnight.
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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 10 2010, 11:17 PM GMTI would like to state that I am single. If I meet a bird who isn't, that's up to her. Goodnight.
Quote: The Giggle-o @ March 10 2010, 10:59 PM GMTYeah, clubs aren't really good places to meet potential suitors IMO. I mean, last Saturday I went to a club and I was cutting some shapes on the dancefloor and not one of the girls was impressed by my origami swan.
Like the sound of that move Giggle-o. We should have a dance off. I have the following moves:
The Seasnake
Electric Pharo
The Streetjack
My friend does a mean Land Crab also.
Quote: scratchyr @ March 11 2010, 12:05 AM GMT
The Seasnake
Electric Pharo
The StreetjackMy friend does a mean Land Crab also.
I'm quite good at falling over when Cotton Eye Joe comes on, too.
Quote: The Giggle-o @ March 11 2010, 12:08 AM GMT
I'm quite good at falling over when Cotton Eye Joe comes on, too.
I just tend to run for it when I hear such things.
What I want to know, is why people claim in their profile that they are very funny, instead of using words to actually prove it?
I'm not funny on paper, but I make people laugh in real life.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2010, 3:25 PM BSTI'm not funny on paper, but I make people laugh in real life.
Ah, so it means people laugh *at* them.
Okay Nogget. Laugh away at my stupidity. 
Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2010, 3:25 PM BSTI'm not funny on paper, but I make people laugh in real life.
The things us men pretend to find funny just to get off with a woman!
Quote: chipolata @ April 20 2010, 4:14 PM BSTThe things us men pretend to find funny just to get off with a woman!
That's where I've been going wrong.
Quote: chipolata @ April 20 2010, 4:14 PM BSTThe things us men pretend to find funny just to get off with a woman!
I don't mean JUST men! >_<
Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2010, 4:24 PM BSTI don't mean JUST men! >_<
I didn't know you were bi.
Nah I'm not. I just flirt with everyone.
Something which is often written on a girl's profile is that she wants a man who is "not afraid to show his emotions". I'm not sure how to interpret this; surely they don't want their man to go ballistic all the time, or sit in a corner sobbing? I imagine they actually want only the positive emotions, but maybe I'm wrong?