The pornographer 4

IAN AND JANETTE KRANKEE ARE IN A SORDID BASEMENT JANETTE IS DRESSED AS WEE JIMMY

IAN
Jings and crivens we're gonna be back on telly!

JIMMY
Aye let's look at the script.

THEY READ THEIR SCRIPTS

IAN
Ian offers Jimmy some sweets, seems ok. Ian offers Jimmy some Buckfast.

JIMMY
Help ma boab! That's disgusting I know we're married but that's wrong and pianful sounding.

IAN
We won't do it.

SCENE2

IAN AND JIMMY SIT WEEPING AT THE END OF A FETID MATRESS IN THE CELLAR, IAN HAS HAD HIS LITTLE FINGER CUT OFF, BOTH ARE BEATEN AND BRUISED.

IAN
They're going to kill us now aren't they?

JIMMY
F**king fandabidozi.

SCENE3

THE PORNOGRAPHER STANDS IN HIS SHOP SMILING HE IS WEARING JIMMY'S CAP. HE IS HANDING A VIDEO OVER TO AN UNSEEN CUSTOMER, IT'S TITLED "The wankees guranteed over 18"

Nice - but I'd have the video as "The Krankees - in their first (and last) snuff movie." perhaps?

Maybe I need to work on this, the joke is the ancient one that Krankees could make paedo porn on account of one of them being well old and a woman.

That said the wankees is a poor pun a very poor pun

I am now very worried for number five. Sootyj, if you got anymore twisted you'd be a Curlywurly. Funny though, but stay away from my kids

It's Jeanette Kranky for me!

But I like my comedy like my coffee dark and sweet (bit like Konni Huq)

Sooty read all of these now, they're very impressive, from what I've noted you seem o do a lot better at making mini series short sketches than any other form of writing.

Sorry if I've pissed on your bonfire just something I've noticed.

Oh and it reminded me of the joke shop "Sketches" in the league of gentlemen, so it's won me over.

Yup you're right PaulW they're what I'm best at, but they're not what anyone wants.

I love 'em - but I agree that the title isn't the best.

I wonder if you're making a rod for your own back? Do we need to see the titles at all? Can't we just see the Pornographer taking the tape out of the camera - that'll stop feeling like you need to end on a pun?

It's the punch that's tricky I want to somehow sell the idea that the Krankees are doing it as legal porn.

Or does that come voer?