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Ok this is the burglar who was killed by a guy who was just let off.

The question is why in any civilised society wasn't he drowned in a bucket years ago?

Quote: The Rook @ April 19 2010, 6:29 PM BST

Would anyone else agree with this?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20100419/ten-hendricks-is-america-s-best-looking-c60bd6d.html

She's very nice, but I'll bet her skin chaps easily in the wind. And burns easily in the sun. You wouldn't be able to go outside with her.

Quote: chipolata @ April 19 2010, 7:53 PM BST

She's very nice, but I'll bet her skin chaps easily in the wind. And burns easily in the sun. You wouldn't be able to go outside with her.

To be fair, Chip, I don't think you'd want to stand much time with her outside, if you see want I mean.

Quote: Bert Bastard @ April 19 2010, 8:04 PM BST

To be fair, Chip, I don't think you'd want to stand much time with her outside, if you see want I mean.

I take your point, but I do rather enjoy having a young lady on my arm.

Quote: chipolata @ April 19 2010, 8:06 PM BST

I take your point, but I do rather enjoy having a young lady on my arm.

But it is generally more fun inside, surely?

Quote: chipolata @ April 19 2010, 8:06 PM BST

I take your point, but I do rather enjoy having a young lady on my arm.

A gentleman of the old school. No doubt taking the lady for a stroll around the park.

Quote: Bert Bastard @ April 19 2010, 8:35 PM BST

A gentleman of the old school. No doubt taking the lady for a stroll around the park.

But only at night.

A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/19/women-blame-earthquakes-iran-cleric

Quote: Kenneth @ April 20 2010, 6:01 AM BST

A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/19/women-blame-earthquakes-iran-cleric

In all fairness has anyone applied serious scientific method to this theory, it could save 1000s.

Except Iran and Tibet aren't exactly Titsootville.

Quote: Aaron @ April 19 2010, 3:44 PM BST

It can be quite interesting at times.

Exactly, I love the features on how string was invented, or how to save money on your contents insurance.

Quote: chipolata @ April 19 2010, 8:06 PM BST

I take your point, but I do rather enjoy having a young lady on my arm.

I wouldn't worry about her on my Arm Chip, if you catch my meaning.

Too much innuendo.

She is crazy hot though.

Quote: sootyj @ April 19 2010, 7:27 PM BST
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Ok this is the burglar who was killed by a guy who was just let off.

The question is why in any civilised society wasn't he drowned in a bucket years ago?

I see from a similar story that a homeowner walked free after shooting someone to death at close range. Reading the story, it all sounds completely understandable, but it makes you think how a determined person could 'get away with murder' if they could encourage their victim to attempt to break in.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5889125.ece

Quote: Nogget @ April 20 2010, 8:02 AM BST

I see from a similar story that a homeowner walked free after shooting someone to death at close range. Reading the story, it all sounds completely understandable, but it makes you think how a determined person could 'get away with murder' if they could encourage their victim to attempt to break in.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5889125.ece

Well this all comes down to defence, did he threaten you with a weapon himself? If so, blow his f**king brains out.

If not, just pick up a baseball bat a swing wildly until he runs away.

Quote: Paul W @ April 20 2010, 8:05 AM BST

Well this all comes down to defence, did he threaten you with a weapon himself?

Well in this case, it doesn't sound like the 'nutter' who was trying to break in was himself armed, but he had a background of violence and had made repeated threats to this person, who picked up a shotgun to try to warn the nutter of. The claim is that the shotgun went off by accident.

I have zero tolerance where the home is concerned. It's supposed to be the safest most secure part of your life. Anybody invades that, they deserve everything they get.

Quote: The Rook @ April 19 2010, 6:29 PM BST

Would anyone else agree with this?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20100419/ten-hendricks-is-america-s-best-looking-c60bd6d.html

She has got mahoosive bajoongas.

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