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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 18 2010, 6:50 PM BST

One of my ears is blocked and so I'm completely deaf in that ear, which is very annoying.

Any home remedies to cure it? I've tried drops and squirting water.

Is it your outer ear or your Eustachian tube that is blocked?

If it is the outer ear, you can buy solutions that dissolve the wax. They mostly consist of a very dilute solution of HydrogenPeroxide with a little oil say olive oil.

When you put some in your ear using a dropper tube, (with that side of your head uppermost) you hear bubbles as the wax disolves, You may need to repeat it. When all done rinse out your ear with plain water, using the dropper tube.

I have done this to myself many times, but check with your doctor or a pharmacist.

If it is your inner tube you need decongestant pills or tablets.

The popping 'trick' is for Eustachian tube problems, the action openes the tube for a moment if it is blocked and eiter equalises the pressure or left some of the obstructing fluid run out. But it's not really a good idea when you have a problem becuause it can blow some of the fluid further up the tube into your inner ear and make it worse. But the popping 'trick' is often used by fit scuba divers to 'clear the ears' as they enter the water, this then tends to make it easier for the higher pressure air from the aqualung to go up to the inner ear to balance out the water pressure on the outside {&}. Airlines used to hand out sweeties just before take-off to have the reverse effect, where you want to release the air pressure in the inner ear on the way up because airplanes fly with reduced cabin pressure.

{&} the main function of an aqualung is to feed you air at almost the same pressure as the depth of water that you are swimming in.

Quote: zooo @ April 18 2010, 9:12 PM BST

Yes, definitely.
Port Meiron (sp?) is awesome. I want to live there.

It's actually all one hotel isn't it?

So if you wanted to live there long time you would need to be on the hotel staff.

Quote: DaButt @ April 18 2010, 11:13 PM BST

For the same reason that I assume hundreds of thousands of fans in the UK happily watch matches by teams that will probably never make it into the Premier League: because it's fun to watch a sporting event featuring your local team along with thousands of other people.

I wish local teams were actually local. Most teams have few if any local players, and very often the players aren't even from this country. And it baffles me how people can choose a club from hundreds of miles away as 'their' team, and then say they 'support' this team without ever attending a game. It's all very conceptual.

Jordan wants Alex out of her life. She's set to dump her new husband after honeymoon hell. Just keeping you updated.

Ellie saw her boyfriend acting in a play yesterday. He was all lusty over a girl in it and Ellie found it very hard not to run up on stage and smack him.

Quote: chipolata @ April 19 2010, 8:54 AM BST

Jordan wants Alex out of her life. She's set to dump her new husband after honeymoon hell. Just keeping you updated.

How is Kerry Katona getting on these days?

Chip's just spent half an hour talking to an old man about paint. The old man has between ten and twenty tins in his shed and he wanted to know if Chip was interested in any. Chip wasn't. Especially when he found out the tins had all been opened and the man had been mixing the paints together.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 19 2010, 9:55 AM BST

Ellie saw her boyfriend acting in a play yesterday. He was all lusty over a girl in it and Ellie found it very hard not to run up on stage and smack him.

I can't believe you're going out with an actor. Most relationship's only have room for one insecure narcissist, but yours has two! :)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 19 2010, 10:09 AM BST

How is Kerry Katona getting on these days?

I'll get back to you on that.

Quote: chipolata @ April 19 2010, 10:11 AM BST

I can't believe you're going out with an actor. Most relationship's only have room for one.

I'm not normally jealous, and he is far from jealous. We're very secure like that, but I couldn't help feel upset at watching it.

Ooh, I got a bit of airplay on Sky Movies! My first TV appearance, not including a brief shot of me passing by a news camera at Westminster Comic Mart circa August '89.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 19 2010, 10:13 AM BST

I'm not normally jealous, and he is far from jealous.

What's he got to be jealous about? He's the one who gets to work with loads of hot young actresses!

Quote: chipolata @ April 19 2010, 10:16 AM BST

What's he got to be jealous about? He's the one who gets to work with loads of hot young actresses!

There's nothing a hot young actress likes more than to steal someones boyfriend. Now that may not be true, but it is a fact.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 19 2010, 10:19 AM BST

There's nothing a hot young actress likes more than to steal someones boyfriend. Now that may not be true, but it is a fact.

That is actually 100% truth. And actresses are better able to understand an actors life, that's why so many of them hook up.

Quote: chipolata @ April 19 2010, 10:21 AM BST

That is actually 100% truth. And actresses are better able to understand an actors life, that's why so many of them hook up.

See Jim Carrey's entire love life.

Quote: chipolata @ April 19 2010, 10:16 AM BST

What's he got to be jealous about? He's the one who gets to work with loads of hot young actresses!

:O

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 19 2010, 10:19 AM BST

There's nothing a hot young actress likes more than to steal someones boyfriend. Now that may not be true, but it is a fact.

:O

You guys are mean.

He would never do that to me.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 19 2010, 10:34 AM BST

He would never do that to me.

No, of course not. Whistling nnocently

Wonder how that volcanic ash clowd's doing?

Quote: EllieJP @ April 19 2010, 10:34 AM BST

You guys are mean.

He would never do that to me.

He may not have a choice, they might be carrying weapons.

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