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Quote: bigfella @ April 18 2010, 5:53 PM BST

Loads of monkeys and lots of different kitties. There was one type Indian Desert Cat or something that looked just like a normal moggy.

Aww.

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2010, 5:51 PM BST

meow.

Wave

My face is burning like hell.

Not that I'll admit it to the family.

Quote: bigfella @ April 18 2010, 5:53 PM BST

There was a Indian Desert Cat that looked just like a normal moggy.

Sure it wasn't just a Deserted Cat? Teary

One of my ears is blocked and so I'm completely deaf in that ear, which is very annoying.

Any home remedies to cure it? I've tried drops and squirting water.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 18 2010, 6:50 PM BST

One of my ears is blocked and so I'm completely deaf in that ear, which is very annoying.

Any home remedies to cure it? I've tried drops and squirting water.

Warm olive oil while the head is tilted to the side - let it stay there for a few moments.

Throw in some garlic...

Quote: Leevil @ April 18 2010, 6:55 PM BST

Throw in some garlic...

That's if you're in France.

Quote: SlagA @ April 18 2010, 6:53 PM BST

Warm olive oil while the head is tilted to the side - let it stay there for a few moments.

Tried that. :( Everything's going in and not coming back out. It must be in my brain now.

Quote: Leevil @ April 18 2010, 6:55 PM BST

Throw in some garlic...

:) Well that could help with infection - or at least make a nice dip.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 18 2010, 6:50 PM BST

One of my ears is blocked and so I'm completely deaf in that ear, which is very annoying.

Any home remedies to cure it? I've tried drops and squirting water.

If it's wax nothing other than a trip to your practise nurse will shift it (and you have to ask them very nicely these days)

Or it could be an infection, in which case anything other than antibios is a waste of time.

Don't pour anything in there or poke anything, you're more likely to do damage than anything else.

You could just tilt your head to the right and shake it.

I had some shower water come out 2 days later.

One temporary releiver is block the entrance to your ear with one finger and pnch your nose nose shut, then hold your breath for a count of 30. Before releasing both fingers at the same time

Just lie on that ear tonight. Maybe it'll all creep out.

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2010, 7:02 PM BST

If it's wax nothing other than a trip to your practise nurse will shift it (and you have to ask them very nicely these days)

I had some shower water come out 2 days later.

My record is three weeks. They won't do ear syringing at my GPs unless you see a GP first, which will take a week or two. I have a history of ENT problems and this has followed on from a cold/chest infection.

I'll try the popping tip though! :)

Quote: zooo @ April 18 2010, 7:07 PM BST

Just lie on that ear tonight. Maybe it'll all creep out.

Yeah, I've been doing that sunbathing in the garden. :)

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2010, 7:02 PM BST

I had some shower water come out 2 days later.

In order to know it was shower water, you must have not washed for 2 days... Sick

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 18 2010, 6:50 PM BST

One of my ears is blocked and so I'm completely deaf in that ear, which is very annoying.

Any home remedies to cure it? I've tried drops and squirting water.

A hot metal knitting needle. That should clear it.

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2010, 7:13 PM BST

In order to know it was shower water, you must have not washed for 2 days... Sick

No, because the water goes in during the shower and you know it's there straight away. And then it doesn't come out.

Eastenders based a whole hilarious stroyline around this when Arthur Fowler took young Martin swimming. The golden days of TV.

I've just realised I missed the Prisoner yesterday - argh!

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