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Quote: om emran @ April 18 2010, 10:32 AM BST

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT OF THE GAY

PLZ,READ THE FOLLOWING TRANSLATED VERSES FROM DURAN DURAN

115. "Did ye then think that We had created you in jest, and that ye would not be expected to offer the reach around (for account)?"

116. Therefore exalted be Jimmy Sommerville, the King, the Reality: there is no Bod but His, the Lord of the Throne of Honour!

117. If anyone invokes, besides Andrew Ridgleys, Any other Bod, he has no authority therefor; and his reckoning will be only with the Pink newa! and verily the lesbians will fail to win through!

118. So say: "O my Lord! grant Thou forgiveness and mercy for Thou art the Best of those who show mercy!"

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Look I'm flattered but I find neither you nor you beliefs attractive.

Quote: bigfella @ April 18 2010, 8:44 AM BST

This is great stuff.

Where do I sign up?

Can I have my virgins now?

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DO YOU LAUGH WITH QURAN AND ITS VERSES??

OK THE REPLY IS NOT FROM ME IT IS FROM GOD IN HIS BOOK , IF U DON'T WANT TO READ ALL, PLZ READ NO.65 & 66

63. Know they not that for those who oppose Allah and His Messenger, is the Fire of Hell?- wherein they shall dwell. That is the supreme disgrace.

64. The Hypocrites are afraid lest a Sura should be sent down about them, showing them what is (really passing) in their hearts. Say: "Mock ye! But verily Allah will bring to light all that ye fear (should be revealed).

65. If thou dost question them, they declare (with emphasis): "We were only talking idly and in play." Say: "Was it at Allah, and His Signs, and His Messenger, that ye were mocking?"

66. Make ye no excuses: ye have rejected Faith after ye had accepted it. If We pardon some of you, We will punish others amongst you, for that they are in sin.

67. The Hypocrites, men and women, (have an understanding) with each other: They enjoin evil, and forbid what is just, and are close with their hands. They have forgotten Allah. so He hath forgotten them. Verily the Hypocrites are rebellious and perverse.

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Quote: scratchyr @ April 18 2010, 10:50 AM BST

I don't care about religion because it's all untrue and you know it. Please don't try to drag everyone down to your level. All religion is bunk and against humanity.

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RELIGION IS THE HUMANITY

it makes its believers don't make bad things or they will b punished
do u imagine a school without manager or rules??

what about the whole life and universe??
could it be without God that says do and don't or u will b punished??

Religion controls our lives
or should anyone make what he wants?
it won't b fair

why will someone give another what he really need if it is not for the sake of God?

why will someone don't steal if all the electricity off and no camera to record what happens and no one is watching him??

that won't happen if he doesn't believe in God and rewards from him.

in New York when the electricity was off for only an hour many many shops were stolen... why?? because they don't believe in fact. on the contrary it is safe to walk at 3:00 am in Islamic country no one will steal something or hurt you

(there are some bad muslims that may steal and do these things but they are await for Allah punishmen and the one who was stole will not be sad because he knows that there is someone who will avenge for him (God).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

Our Gods of comedy commanded us to respond thusly

Quote: om emran @ April 18 2010, 12:27 PM BST

in New York when the electricity was off for only an hour many many shops were stolen... why?? because they don't believe in fact. on the contrary it is safe to walk at 3:00 am in Islamic country no one will steal something or hurt you

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Because you'dve chopped their willies off or something for being naughty.

in New York when the electricity was off for only an hour many many shops were stolen... why?? because they don't believe in fact. on the contrary it is safe to walk at 3:00 am in Islamic country no one will steal something or hurt you

Provided your not a journalist, woman, gay, an adulterer, clean shaven, Jewish, the wrong kind of Muslim, not shouting "Death to America!"

Quote: om emran @ April 18 2010, 12:27 PM BST

RELIGION IS THE HUMANITY

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Humans make humanity and religion not the other way around.

it makes its believers don't make bad things or they will b punished
do u imagine a school without manager or rules??

I do not mean that there are no rules, just that they do not come from god.

what about the whole life and universe??
could it be without God that says do and don't or u will b punished??

Quite evidently that is the case. We are here and God isn't.

it controls our lives
or should anyone makes what he wants?
it won't b fair

It controls your life, not mine. Life is not fair, it's life.

why will someone give another what he really need if it is not for the sake of God?

Because they are good for goodness sake. Not complicated is it?

why will someone don't steal if all the electricity off and no camera to record what happens and no one is watching him??

This is pretty much the same question as the previous one. See above.

why will someone don't steal if all the electricity off and no camera to record what happens and no one is watching him??

Third version of same question.

in New York when the electricity was off for only an hour many many shops were stolen... why??

Because people do bad things and people do good things, religious or not.

because don't believe in fact on the contrary it is safe to walk at 3:00 am in islamic country no one will steal something or hurt you

If they are only acting this way because they are scared of God then they are not actually good people they're just acting that way in front of god, so to me, that means they would attack you if it wasn't for god.

(there are some none good muslims that may steal and these doings but they are await for Allah punishment and the one who was stole will not be sad because he knows that there is someone who will avenge for him (God)

This seems to contradict the previous statement, seems that fear of God is not enough to stop some people from being bad. So your whole argument is flawed.

Can someone please close down this thread.

Good job there's no flying allowed at the moment.

Quote: om emran @ April 18 2010, 12:27 PM BST

on the contrary it is safe to walk at 3:00 am in Islamic country no one will steal something or hurt you

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Utter utter nonsense. Extremists will cut your head off because you have the wrong passport. Islamic nations stone their women for the crime of being raped. Mosques, chuches and temples are bombed. Do Hindus, Copts, and Christian minorities within Islamic nations feel safe? No. Strange that the Muslim nations are no holier or safer than the other nations.

Quote: om emran @ April 18 2010, 8:52 AM BST

This life is a big exam to be rewarded or punished in the next life..

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If it is just a big exam, there are many non-muslims who live equally good enough lives to pass your test, therefore being a muslim clearly isn't as important as living a good life.

Even with my very basic knowledge of religion, this idea of life as an exam isn't true. If God is perfection and if God is holy then even the most holy human measured next to God's perfection will fail this exam. No human has managed to obey these rules. Every human is imperfect. Every human scores zero. If you stand before perfection, you will realise how imperfect you are. Measuring yourself against absolute perfection is dooomed to failure.

Humans also twist the rules, that's why some fools believe killing innocents is a thing that a holy God would approve of. They perform the same evil acts that they claim are being done to them. You can't ask God for mercy and forgiveness and then refuse to show mercy and forgiveness to others.

Quote: om emran @ April 18 2010, 10:32 AM BST

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT RELIGION BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT MUSLIMS

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There are many non-muslims who care about religion. It's complete foolishness to make that statement.

Quote: om emran @ April 18 2010, 10:32 AM BST

115. "Did ye then think that We had created you in jest, and that ye would not be brought back to Us (for account)?"

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If you believe one God created you then that verse is surely wrong. It should read "Did you then think that I had created you in jest." Only God could create so there cannot be a 'we' in the act of creation.

And who is the 'us' that humans give account to? Only God can (according to you) judge. So it should read "And that you would not be bought back to ME for account."

Sorry but you need to demonstrate love and kindness, not prove to the rest of the world (and yourself) that you are just as incapable of following the law as non-believers.

Damn it. I keep missing the link that the OP has been posting. I want to know what happens after the ellipsis! Would the OP kindly PM me the link before she gets banned next time she signs up.

And for those of you getting offended by this thread, grow a pair. I thrive on hearing opinions that differ from mine, that is how I grow in my beliefs. It always amuses me how anxious people get around differing religious opinions. I think a thread in which people can openly debate religion would be a productive thread, if only for me to improve my arguments

Quote: deckard @ April 18 2010, 5:18 PM BST

Damn it. I keep missing the link that the OP has been posting. I want to know what happens after the ellipsis! Would the OP kindly PM me the link before she gets banned next time she signs up.

And for those of you getting offended by this thread, grow a pair. I thrive on hearing opinions that differ from mine, that is how I grow in my beliefs. It always amuses me how anxious people get around differing religious opinions. I think a thread in which people can openly debate religion would be a productive thread, if only for me to improve my arguments

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Deckard - I am not offended, I am just not interested reading about religion on this site unless it is related to comedy, which this clearly isn't.

Of course if the thread had been started by a non mental you'd get a lot more out of the discussion.

Quote: will Cam @ April 18 2010, 5:41 PM BST

Deckard - I am not offended, I am just not interested reading about religion on this site unless it is related to comedy, which this clearly isn't.

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Oi I thought my rewrite was hilarious!

A prophet is never respected in his homeland

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2010, 5:43 PM BST

Oi I thought my rewrite was hilarious!

A prophet is never respected in his homeland

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Sorry Soot, I hadn't even read it.

Bah bumhug