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A Manchester woman who took a tumble from her Wii Fit board is suffering an earth-moving side effect of the Nintendo-related mishap: she's now a nymphomaniac.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/15/wii_fit_fall/

LOOOL.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/evil-clown-stalks-kids-as-birthday-treat/story-e6frf7lf-1225853864102

If he any one trys this on me I will kill the clown then them, then Graham Chiles.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ April 15 2010, 12:16 PM BST

A Manchester woman who took a tumble from her Wii Fit board is suffering an earth-moving side effect of the Nintendo-related mishap: she's now a nymphomaniac.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/15/wii_fit_fall/

Is this genuine?

Quote: Chappers @ April 15 2010, 7:33 PM BST

Is this genuine?

Offer to vacuum her living room and find out.

An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cook-book after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8627335.stm

Quote: Kenneth @ April 18 2010, 3:29 AM BST

An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cook-book after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8627335.stm

Run out and buy a couple of copies it'll have great novelty resale vlaue and Nick Griffin will want a copy.

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2010, 9:04 AM BST

Run out and buy a couple of copies it'll have great novelty resale vlaue and Nick Griffin will want a copy.

Unfortunately you've read my mind. I am now rushing through my work so that I can devote Monday to locating and buying copies of the book.

http://www.bilerico.com/2010/04/sonoma_county_ca_separates_elderly_gay_couple_and.php
F**k's sake. :(

Nice. Nice.

Quote: zooo @ April 18 2010, 11:55 PM BST

http://www.bilerico.com/2010/04/sonoma_county_ca_separates_elderly_gay_couple_and.php
F**k's sake. :(

Beware The Cameron !

Mwaahahahah !

Quote: zooo @ April 18 2010, 11:55 PM BST

http://www.bilerico.com/2010/04/sonoma_county_ca_separates_elderly_gay_couple_and.php
F**k's sake. :(

I know... One of them should have installed a ramp.

Quote: zooo @ April 18 2010, 11:55 PM BST

http://www.bilerico.com/2010/04/sonoma_county_ca_separates_elderly_gay_couple_and.php
F**k's sake. :(

That's horrible. Angry

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2010, 9:04 AM BST

Run out and buy a couple of copies it'll have great novelty resale vlaue and Nick Griffin will want a copy.

Update: I spent most of today as a runner, going from one bookstore to another in search of Pasta Bible. It was nowhere to be found, although there were plenty of copies of its companion volumes, Italian Bible and Thai Bible. "We've definitely had it in. It's now listed as out of stock, but we'll have some new copies in at the end of May," was the familiar refrain from shop assistants. I might as well have spent the day looking for Hard Evidence.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8629390.stm

Byebye Adrian Chiles. Wave

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