Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2010, 3:24 PM BSTAbolish France.
You'd probably go a long way if you were a single-policy party with this as your aim. It's easy to understand and what's more, we've already been pursuing this policy for most of our history.
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Drop fuel prices to under 80p say. 75 That's still unreasonably high.
Quote: zooo @ April 17 2010, 3:33 PM BSTWhy abolish the BBC?
Unfortunately, a necessary evil. Although the BBC does some good work in some areas, it is so riddled with Cultural Marxism that I'm afraid its reform is no longer possible so its destruction is essential.
Quote: zooo @ April 17 2010, 3:33 PM BSTWhy abolish the BBC?
Because in a free market economy any institution that exists to raise us above barbarism is an anathema.
It's buggers backing communism
Free beer for an hour every Friday.
Medals for people who shoot burglars. I guess that means you'll need guns, too.
A ban on crappy pop groups.
George Galloway will be drawn and quartered before an audience in Hyde Park.
Survivors will return for a third season.
Aaron will be put in charge of the 'Abolish France' program.
Ok, when do I start?
Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2010, 4:33 PM BSTtoo.
A ban on crappy pop groups.
By barring all US music imports since Lynrd Skynrd flew into a hill?
Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2010, 4:33 PM BSTMedals for people who shoot burglars. I guess that means you'll need guns, too.
Medals for people who beat burglars to death with standard lamps.
We don't wanna get fat and lazy like you Yanks.
Quote: sootyj @ April 17 2010, 4:37 PM BSTBy barring all US music imports since Lynrd Skynrd flew into a hill?
Show some respect for the Skynyrd boys!
I was talking about the crappy boy/girl bands that, thankfully, never make their way from your shores to ours. (Somehow the Spice Girls slipped past our defences.)
Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2010, 4:44 PM BSTI was talking about the crappy boy/girl bands that, thankfully, never make their way from your shores to ours. (Somehow the Spice Girls slipped past our defences.)
Hey, we get lumbered with plenty of yours! And all that damned modern R&B!
Crappy pop bands and R&B acts will be exterminated once I achieve control of this country as well.
But Simon Cowell dies first.
I propose retaking the American colonies. They seem to have had a revolt as a slave is currently running the show!
Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2010, 4:51 PM BSTCrappy pop bands and R&B acts will be exterminated once I achieve control of this country as well.
But Simon Cowell dies first.
And then I assume his identity and empty his bank accounts.
Quote: sootyj @ April 17 2010, 5:52 PM BSTI propose retaking the American colonies. They seem to have had a revolt as a slave is currently running the show!
Hey they've already tried that in Cuba with Castro and his elitist pals taking over from slaveboy Battista.
Quote: Timbo @ April 17 2010, 4:17 PM BSTBecause in a free market economy any institution that exists to raise us above barbarism is an anathema.
Two words: BBC 3.
Quote: sootyj @ April 17 2010, 5:52 PM BSTI propose retaking the American colonies. They seem to have had a revolt as a slave is currently running the show!
