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What language are you speaking?

Being deprived of a decent education as a result of attending state school, I was also tutored privately at home.
I understand grammar rules. (Off topic:That darn apostrophe has been omnipotent since the beginning. My surname ends in "s")

It is a sad indictment of our education system when foreign language teachers are having to point out to English teachers that the pupils are unfamiliar with the fundamental rules of grammar.

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Doe understond wot yowm on abowt . .

Completely true, but grammar is very annoying. When I got to uni, my seminar leader had to sit us down and teach us about intransitive and transitive verbs. No idea why we need to learn it though.

I have no idea what intransitive and transitive verbs are, but grammar is good.

Quote: Aaron @ April 16 2010, 12:09 AM BST

I have no idea what intransitive and transitive verbs are, but grammar is good.

Me neither. But I do know how to write right.

It's pretty well all explained here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphosyntactic_alignment

If you need further clarification ring me.

So. What's the question?

Quote: zooo @ April 16 2010, 12:36 AM BST

So. What's the question?

Where can you get a cup of tea at this time of night?

(Hancock - East Cheam Drama Festival)

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 16 2010, 12:35 AM BST

It's pretty well all explained here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphosyntactic_alignment

My head exploded, three paragraphs in. But I don't like to be defeated by something, I'll have to look for a "for dummies" version.

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 16 2010, 12:35 AM BST

It's pretty well all explained here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphosyntactic_alignment

If you need further clarification ring me.

Do you offer 24 hour phone support? My brain melted after reading this.
FYI Did you know that the actor who played "Bungle" in popular 1970's childrens show,"Rainbow" had a PHD in Linguistics?

It can be arranged but due to the, to some eyes, somewhat complex subject matter the call will be at a premium rate.

Unfortunately this service is not currently available because I'm still trying to understand the first line of the article !

I've been on this forum a good few years now so I think I can safely say without looking stupid.

What the f**k is this pointless thread about?!

I have no idea!

Queens Englands?
Watch you talking?

Quote: Paul W @ April 16 2010, 7:27 PM BST

I've been on this forum a good few years now so I think I can safely say without looking stupid.

What the f**k is this pointless thread about?!

poor grammar, I thought that was clear.

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