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Quote: Tuumble @ April 15 2010, 12:14 PM BST

Deep breasts Ellie

:O

Quote: Tuumble @ April 15 2010, 12:14 PM BST

Deep breasts

Most definitely a slip of the Freudian variety, Tuumble you dirty man. :P

Quote: Rob H @ April 15 2010, 12:20 PM BST

Most definitely a slip of the Freudian variety, Tuumble you dirty man. :P

I tried to stop myself...really I did... ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2010, 9:07 AM BST

Well this morning there was 6 empty bottles of wine, 1 empty bottle of vodka and two people in my flat who don't normally sleep there. Good night! :D

So which was it Clegg, Brown or Cameron?

Quote: Tuumble @ April 15 2010, 12:14 PM BST

Deep breasts and count to 10 Ellie - you know he's only doing it to wind you up. :)

I'm used to it. :)

And yes, they are rather deep.

Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2010, 12:30 PM BST

So which was it Clegg, Brown or Cameron?

Laughing out loud

I don't vote and tell.

Quote: chipolata @ April 15 2010, 8:58 AM BST

Chip's on a train trying to avoid eye contact with the bald tattooed man sitting opposite.

Just trying? :O

Quote: Aaron @ April 15 2010, 11:56 AM BST

What on Earth is 'Moog'?

One of the first (if not the first) brand name of musical instrument synthesisers.
:)

It's best if you don't know what Chip's been up to for the last three hours. Ah well, back to it! :$

Quote: chipolata @ April 15 2010, 1:21 PM BST

It's best if you don't know what Chip's been up to for the last three hours. Ah well, back to it! :$

Knobbing?

Quote: Gavin @ April 15 2010, 1:22 PM BST

Knobbing?

Pirate Wave

Quote: chipolata @ April 15 2010, 1:21 PM BST

It's best if you don't know what Chip's been up to for the last three hours. Ah well, back to it! :$

Having it off with a bald tattooed man?

Rigging the office with "upskirt" cameras?

Or even rigging an upskirt camera under Chip's own desk? :O

I suspect it's rubbing anchovies into brand-new M&S knickers for sale on the Internet.

Quote: Leevil @ April 15 2010, 1:34 PM BST

Rigging the office with "upskirt" cameras?

Or taking them down at the completion of a project?

Quote: SlagA @ April 15 2010, 1:36 PM BST

Or even rigging an upskirt camera under Chip's own desk? :O

That's just dirty.

There's a new thread there - 'What has [insert BCG member] being doing for the last 3 hours?'

A chance to speculate wildly and circulate vicious rumours

Well I've done my quota for the day so am going to lie down on the couch! :)

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