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I am hungover to hell, and know I have to go to the gym later and burn off about 1000 calories to make up for last night!

Quote: Gavin @ April 15 2010, 10:43 AM BST

Morning. I'm off sick. joy!

Sick-sick or can't-be-arsed sick? Hopefully the latter mate.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2010, 10:45 AM BST

I am hungover to hell, and know I have to go to the gym later and burn off about 1000 calories to make up for last night!

See, my approach when hungover is to avoid any forms of exercise and eat at least 1000 more calories than normal, preferably in the form of hydrogenated fats.

Quote: Rob H @ April 15 2010, 10:46 AM BST

Sick-sick or can't-be-arsed sick? Hopefully the latter mate.

JIbbing out on the couch like a pill head, coughing blood ill unfortunately or I'd be down the beach lol

Quote: Rob H @ April 15 2010, 10:46 AM BST

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See, my approach when hungover is to avoid any forms of exercise and eat at least 1000 more calories than normal, preferably in the form of hydrogenated fats.

Yeah well considering I'm on a diet at the moment, that can't happen, as much as I want a bacon and egg MacMuffin.

Quote: Gavin @ April 15 2010, 10:48 AM BST

JIbbing out on the couch like a pill head, coughing blood ill unfortunately or I'd be down the beach lol

Ach, that's rubbish Gav. Such a waste of a sick day, actually being sick!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2010, 10:49 AM BST

Yeah well considering I'm on a diet at the moment, that can't happen, as much as I want a bacon and egg MacMuffin.

I have no willpower, which is why I have steadily accumulated bad habits over the course of my lifetime.

Quote: Gavin @ April 15 2010, 10:43 AM BST

Morning. I'm off sick. joy!

Hug

Robyn just got woken up by the fricking postman ringing the door to deliver a parcel, having just got rid of British Gas calling every morning.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 15 2010, 11:08 AM BST

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Robyn just got woken up by the fricking postman ringing the door to deliver a parcel, having just got rid of British Gas calling every morning.

Was it my parcel?

Did you order some shoes?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 15 2010, 11:15 AM BST

Did you order some shoes?

Not that I remember. Ok I'll let you keep them. For now.

Is eating mainly on the left side of his mouth today.

Quote: Leevil @ April 15 2010, 11:28 AM BST

Is eating mainly on the left side of his mouth today.

Is this some kind of outward expression of political beliefs?

No, just tooth ache.

Quote: Leevil @ April 15 2010, 11:35 AM BST

No, just tooth ache.

There's no 'just' about toothache. It's the most hurty of all aches. Ibuprofen is the way forward.

Quote: Nogget @ April 15 2010, 7:47 AM BST

Everyone I know says 'Moog' with the vowel sound of 'mood', but it turn out it should be that of 'mode'. Even though I now know the correct pronunciation, it sounds wrong.

What on Earth is 'Moog'?

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2010, 9:07 AM BST

Well this morning there was 6 empty bottles of wine, 1 empty bottle of vodka and two people in my flat who don't normally sleep there. Good night! :D

were*

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2010, 10:45 AM BST

I am hungover to hell, and know I have to go to the gym later and burn off about 1000 calories to make up for last night!

You've become a calorie Nazi.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2010, 10:49 AM BST

Yeah well considering I'm on a diet at the moment, that can't happen, as much as I want a bacon and egg MacMuffin.

McMuffin*

Deep breasts and count to 10 Ellie - you know he's only doing it to wind you up. :)

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