Rice Rice Baby
Robert Van Winkle offers terrible advice on feeding infants
Wrong Wrong Blue
Niel Diamond attempts to undermine Dave Cameron
Stan Boardman
Pained and disturbing song by Eminem about beloved sitcom star.
Now waste some time you rebels! If you don't post here you're obviously a hard working, keano, eggy doyler and deserving of a rear nelson.
CYMA - dyslexic gay anthem
Stand and Do Liver - Adam ant and the boys, through the medium of drum heavy music, extoll the virtues of knee-trembling a major organ.
Herro - Lionel Ritchie's melodic ballard sung with a gimp gag
"I just called to ask (what 'you wearing?)" - Stevie makes some dirty calls.
Hills Bills
AC/DC pay homage to Benny Hill's accounts.
Thrombosed Hemmorhoid
The latest track from Bratislavan dub techno outfit Fart Tractor, only available as a mail order podcast.
I put together a few song puns for my day job (football odds compiler). These were probably the pick:
Fabregas - "Oh, this Cesc is on fire"
Lampard - "I predict a diet"
Arteta - "My Art will go on"
Rooney - "Purple Wayne"
Nasri - "Samir loving - happened so fast"
Robbie Keane - "Smells like Keane Spirit"
Damien Duff - "The Duff gets going"
Gary Neville - "Sympathy for the Neville"
Arshavin - "Shavin all my love for you"
Richard Dunne - "Love, thy will be Dunne"
Dean Kylie - "I should be so lucky"
Tottenham (under Ramos) "We can be heroes, just for Juande"
Wayne Bridge to score against Fulham - "Bridge over troubled Schwarzer"
Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2010, 9:14 AM BSTRice Rice Baby
A Weird Al Yankovic type songster has beaten you to that one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dLFQZAPFDc
CMYK performed by Pantone's People
[one for all you graphic designers out there...]
Bedouin Rhapsody
One Tribe
Every breast you take
My segs are on fire.
Stern warning on the danger of too much friction on shoe protectors.
Loving you is easy cos the Jews are cool.
Nick Griffin love ballad to Vanessa Feltz.
I Cd B So Gd 4 U - Dennis waterman updates his self-penned hit for the mobile phone generation.
I could have such wood for you
Dennis Waterman now on sex offenders register
We're stalking from the air.
How the Snowman ended up on the sex offenders register
It's My Party and I'll Bring The Country To its Knees If I Want To
Gordon Brown picks his election anthem (nobody knows where John Prescott has gone, but his secetary left the same time....)
Excelent
and I actually wrote this.
You're going under Brown.
Quote: Leevil @ April 15 2010, 11:31 AM BST"I just called to ask (what 'you wearing?)" - Stevie makes some dirty calls.
Shouldn't that be "I just called to ask "What am I wearing."? 
I just called to say. Don't move stuff around in the fridge, I went for a beer and drank ear medication.
Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2010, 12:46 PM BSTExcelent
and I actually wrote this.You're going under Brown.
Eton Trifle
David Cameron sings about the time big boys but custard and jelly under his boater. What rotters.