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:( Poor Robyn.

:( Stupid alcoholics.

Quote: bigfella @ April 14 2010, 10:39 PM BST

The sole of my right foot is bright red, like a tomato.

The left one is normal.

why?

Gout?

Quote: Aaron @ April 15 2010, 12:36 AM BST

We all did. But it appears that we were all wrong.

Did the men do bad things? Teary

Strawdogs is an ace film.

Quote: Aaron @ April 15 2010, 12:36 AM BST

We all did. But it appears that we were all wrong.

Everyone I know says 'Moog' with the vowel sound of 'mood', but it turn out it should be that of 'mode'. Even though I now know the correct pronunciation, it sounds wrong.

Chip's on a train trying to avoid eye contact with the bald tattooed man sitting opposite.

Sootyj wanders why the man opposite him on the train won't make eye contact.

Doesn't he like him?

He just wants to swop Bakugan cards.

Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2010, 9:01 AM BST

Sootyj wanders why the man opposite him on the train won't make eye contact. Doesn't he like him? He just wants to swop Bakugan cards.

:D

Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 5:17 PM BST

I hope there's an arch voiceover and everybody votes at the end. In taxis.

Well this morning there was 6 empty bottles of wine, 1 empty bottle of vodka and two people in my flat who don't normally sleep there. Good night! :D

Is actually wasting time before going for an appointment.

And contemplating starting a thread for laughs.

What kind of appointment?

What kind of thread for laughs?

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2010, 9:07 AM BST

Well this morning there was 6 empty bottles of wine, 1 empty bottle of vodka and two people in my flat who don't normally sleep there. Good night! :D

And how are you feeling this morning?

Rubbish!

Morning. I'm off sick. joy!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 15 2010, 10:42 AM BST

Rubbish!

:O

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