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Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 5:17 PM BST

I hope there's an arch voiceover and everybody votes at the end. In taxis.

I reckon there's more chance of it being the kind of dinner party that ends with a fruit bowl with the car keys in.

You'd better all find out the address then!

Its number 69!!!!

Wayhey!

Quote: bigfella @ April 14 2010, 6:49 PM BST

Its number 69!!!!

Wayhey!

That's torn it. Now I'm thinking of Rob H and Bigfella in a 69. :(

Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 7:03 PM BST

That's torn it. Now I'm thinking of Rob H and Bigfella in a 69. :(

No need to guess what you're doing now then. Wave

Quote: Rob H @ April 14 2010, 7:42 PM BST

No need to guess what you're doing now then. Wave

I'll be with you in a minute, I've just got to dab a bit of, er, stuff off the keyboard. Just normal stuff that could get on anybody's keyboard. Errr

Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 7:51 PM BST

I'll be with you in a minute, I've just got to dab a bit of, er, stuff off the keyboard. Just normal stuff that could get on anybody's keyboard. Errr

How is the new job as Receptionist going then Chip?

Quote: Rob H @ April 14 2010, 7:53 PM BST

How is the new job as Receptionist going then Chip?

In my last job I actually took over from the recptionist as part of a charity thing. For three hours I sat there telling people to ring back later! It was much talked about afterwards.

Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 7:56 PM BST

In my last job I actually took over from the recptionist as part of a charity thing. For three hours I sat there telling people to ring back later! It was much talked about afterwards.

What, as in the headline: '999 Emergency Call Suspended Due to Charity?'

On a different note, Rob is peeved he missed the start of Uncle Buck because he was reading his son a bedtime story. Sometimes, you can give too much.

I'm watching Uncle Buck too!

I love this film.

Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 7:56 PM BST

In my last job I actually took over from the recptionist as part of a charity thing. For three hours I sat there telling people to ring back later! It was much talked about afterwards.

But didn't you work for a charity? So would that mean that the charity even was "Do something for your f**king self for once" day? And you wanted to be even lazier than normal? :D

Am experiencing 'squeaky-bum' time. :$

Quote: SlagA @ April 14 2010, 8:57 PM BST

Am experiencing 'squeaky-bum' time. :$

Vaseline should cure that noise.

The sole of my right foot is bright red, like a tomato.

The left one is normal.

why?

Seeing as I couldn't think of a good joke about Tomatoes or hopping, I'm quite concerned.

Have you been doing anything that may have caused stress to your foot?

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