Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2009, 11:51 PM GMTThe Whining.
I don't want to stay in that hotel it smells of wee!
The Wicker Woman
Woman resigned to life as an ornamental chair, uses her sharp pointy bits to turn into a crazed conservatory killer.
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The Quiet Van
John Wayne drives an electric delivery van around Ireland.
Wicker'd Man
Beloved deceased actor Edward Woodward is burned inside a giant effigy of Tim Westwood.
A Clockwork Satsuma
Fruit-based sticky, squirty, uber-violence with pips 'n' peel.
Children of the Porn
Horror where kids from small Mid Western town start worshipping Razzle. Bloody murder and unpleasant nudey pileups ensue.
Saving Ryan's Privates - Tom Hanks embarks on a mission to get a soldier to the field hospital in the hope of reversing an advanced stage of syphylis
Watership Down Under - Bolshy aussie rabbits refuse to take jack shit from the contractor's plan to concrete over the warren, ending the film an hour and twenty minutes early.
101 Dull Nations - A fly-on-the-wall of the UN's debate on fiscal restructuring of the undeveloped world. Will America veto? Yes.
A streetcar named WTF? - Cronenburg and Lynch's remake ends climactically when a mob of close-harmony singing dwarves and their exploding heads drive Blanche Dubois to go postal on the supporting cast.
Midnight Pizza Express - American pizza boy takes an order for a 14" cheese and hashish pizza ending up with him in the pokey taking a 10" turkish (extra cheesey).
Quote: will Cam @ April 5 2010, 12:05 AM BSTMidnight Pizza Express - American pizza boy takes an order for a 14" cheese and hashish pizza ending up with him in the pokey taking a 10" turkish (extra cheesey).
Nice one !
Happy Slappy Gilmore
Adam Sandler gets slapped...alot, actually whats wrong with that?
Fanny
A billionaire adapts a disembodied vagina.
"The clunge will come out tomorrow!"
Beverley Hills Copout
Axel Foley takes no responsibility and shags some transexuals.
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2009, 6:01 AM BSTThe Quiet Van
John Wayne drives an electric delivery van around Ireland.Wicker'd Man
Beloved deceased actor Edward Woodward is burned inside a giant effigy of Tim Westwood.
The Phantom Menace of The Opera.
Ugly moot Jar Jar Binks f**ks around in the dungeon with Sarah Brightman singing shit songs.
Gone With The Wand.
Remake of the best film ever (as voted by soppy cows) staring Paul Daniels and Debbie Mcgee.
'Frankly my dear, you'll like this, not a lot'
'Fletch' the prequel.
Feltch the Prequel
Chevy Chase will do almost anything to get back in the big time. Pass the straw.......
The Great Compliance With The Offislager Stalag Luft
Tory Story
Starring David Cameron as Wooden...er, Woody, William Hague as Buzz (off) and Ken Clark as Mr Potato Head
American Pi - Big screen geometrical hilarity. Empire Magazine gives it 3.141592 out of 5
Quote: will Cam @ April 14 2010, 9:58 PM BSTAmerican Pi - Big screen geometrical hilarity. Empire Magazine gives it 3.141592 out of 5
You have become my hero of today.
Thanks Slag A - this and the worst sitcom thread are my favourites because I have an inherent lazy streak and those threads are easier than writing sketches.