Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 1:31 PM BSTI've still got some rohypnol up my sleeve!
Chip! 
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What have Chip and the Sheriff of Nottingham got in common?
Quote: Marc P @ April 14 2010, 2:21 PM BSTWhat have Chip and the Sheriff of Nottingham got in common?
I don't know Marc- what have Chip and the Sheriff of Nottingham got in common?
I've been invited to a business dinner at the Groucho Club. I hope they're paying. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_Club
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 14 2010, 2:23 PM BSTI don't know Marc- what have Chip and the Sheriff of Nottingham got in common?
They both hate fat fryers!
Quote: Tuumble @ April 14 2010, 2:25 PM BSTI've been invited to a business dinner at the Groucho Club. I hope they're paying.
They do a nice hamburger there!
Quote: Marc P @ April 14 2010, 2:26 PM BSTThey both hate fat fryers!
I've made the effort this time:
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 14 2010, 2:29 PM BSTI've made the effort this time:
Chip's just seen the sexy woman again. She uttered the phrase, "We should work together on this." I love it when a plan comes together!
Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 2:36 PM BSTChip's just seen the sexy woman again. She uttered the phrase, "We should work together on this." I love it when a plan comes together!
Depends what the 'this' is!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 14 2010, 2:37 PM BSTDepends what the 'this' is!
It doesn't matter. We'll be working together, which will give my slow-acting charm a chance to wear her down. Just like it's worn all you lot down.
Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 2:39 PM BSTIt doesn't matter. We'll be working together, which will give my slow-acting charm a chance to wear her down. Just like it's worn all you lot down.
Worn us all out, more like.
Ah Boom Tish!
Quote: chipolata @ April 14 2010, 1:20 PM BSTThe good news, there's just been a sexy woman in the office.
The bad news, she got Chip's name wrong and called him "Jonathan."
Is it Ross or Creek you remind her of?
Or maybe Dimbleby?
Does she know your name yet, or will you just be Jonathan from now on?
Ellie is off to have a dinner party.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 14 2010, 4:56 PM BSTEllie is off to have a dinner party.
I hope there's an arch voiceover and everybody votes at the end. In taxis.