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Who do you fancy? Page 544

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2010, 2:30 PM BST

despite having called for El Gordo to quit.

You see. He knows mentals are good in bed and was hoping by asking her he'd get a sniff.

Oh god, she calls herself a stilletoed socialist. I assumed it was some silly tabloid nickname.

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 2:31 PM BST

Oh god, she calls herself a stilletoed socialist. I assumed it was some silly tabloid nickname.

Branding. I assume to push her blog...she is the one with a blog?

Quote: chipolata @ April 13 2010, 2:32 PM BST

Branding. I assume to push her blog...she is the one with a blog?

Yeah. I think I'll do that with my forthcoming blog: 'Boots Lucas' or 'Size 9 Lucas'.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 13 2010, 2:33 PM BST

Yeah. I think I'll do that with my forthcoming blog: 'Boots Lucas' or 'Size 9 Lucas'.

I'm calling mine The Cock.

Quote: chipolata @ April 13 2010, 2:38 PM BST

I'm calling mine The Cock.

No, that's just what everybody else'll call it. Blimey, I'm horrible.

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My cat just typed that.

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2010, 2:43 PM BST

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Your posts are definitely improving, Aaron. Unimpressed

Awwwww, Chip!

(not you chip, his Chip.) :)

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2010, 2:43 PM BST

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My cat just typed that.

I wonder what he's trying to tell you.

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2010, 2:43 PM BST

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My cat just typed that.

I hope you sat feline Chip down and talked through its spelling issues?

Quote: EllieJP @ April 13 2010, 2:51 PM BST

I wonder what he's trying to tell you.

Well he's just been trying to eat me, so...

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2010, 2:52 PM BST

Well he's just been trying to eat me, so...

Where's BCG Chip when you need a joke about Whiskas getting into all sorts of improbable places? :O

I would hope that, as a cat ... owner, chipolata would refrain from such feline obscenities.

Cats on the desk are an occupational hazard.

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