I read the news today oh boy! Page 110
Awwww no! 
It was far swifter and gentler death than that which commonly befalls them, stabbed with pencils, eaten by greedy cats, over fed to the point of explosion.
At least they died with their little guinea pig friends.
they're a delicasy apparently but no one serves them in the UK.
Oh for goodness sake... I'm eating my lunch!
I think it looks tasty,
wimp.
Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2010, 12:48 PM BSTI think it looks tasty,
Are you crazy? That's an appallingly bad presented plate of food. The tomato looks tasteless and the baked potatoes look like two misshapen testicles slung on the plate at the last minute.
Quote: chipolata @ April 12 2010, 2:28 PM BSTI used to live in this village.
I kind of wish I still did.
£150 for her. She looks a bit ropey to me.
But you can see that the guinea pig is properly barbeceued and smothered in barbecue glaze.
Besides the cucumber is peeled, fresh and plentiful.
(could some one add the statutory inunedo joke here).
Quote: The Rook @ April 13 2010, 12:58 PM BST£150 for her. She looks a bit ropey to me.
That's sorta the point.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 13 2010, 12:53 PM BSTAre you crazy? That's an appallingly bad presented plate of food. The tomato looks tasteless and the baked potatoes look like two misshapen testicles slung on the plate at the last minute.
Oh, they're potatoes. At least I could recognise (kind of) the animal. It's when you don't recognise the food that the problems begin.
Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2010, 1:00 PM BSTBut you can see that the guinea pig is properly barbeceued and smothered in barbecue glaze.
Besides the cucumber is peeled, fresh and plentiful.
(could some one add the statutory inunedo joke here).
That's sorta the point.
Give over. If I'm shelling out £150 I want her to look nice. It'll be more effective if someone who looks nice acts bad to you. When they look bad and then act bad, what's the point. But each to their own I guess.
I was looking for the worlds biggest guinea pig but thought I'd stick with the biggest rabbit.
What do you all make of this story?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100413/tuk-will-girl-guides-accept-paedophile-s-45dbed5.html
Who thinks they will accept the money?
Quote: The Rook @ April 13 2010, 1:03 PM BSTGive over. If I'm shelling out £150 I want her to look nice. It'll be more effective if someone who looks nice acts bad to you. When they look bad and then act bad, what's the point. But each to their own I guess.
I was referring to the roast guinea pig.
You deviant.
Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2010, 1:04 PM BSTI was looking for the worlds biggest guinea pig but thought I'd stick with the biggest rabbit.
Bloody hell. That's not a rabbit, it's a dog with long ears. 
Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2010, 1:05 PM BSTI was referring to the roast guinea pig.
You deviant.
Then why did you quote my post then?
I'd like to see what happens if some fox broke into Bodmin's hutch.
Quote: The Rook @ April 13 2010, 1:07 PM BSTThen why did you quote my post then?
Oh punning on the word rope.
e.g. she ties up and whips her clients, with rope that may well be aged.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 13 2010, 12:53 PM BSTAre you crazy? That's an appallingly bad presented plate of food. The tomato looks tasteless and the baked potatoes look like two misshapen testicles slung on the plate at the last minute.
Those thin tomato slices do look unappealing. Far better to cut a tomato into quarters if serving it with roast cat. Thin circular tomato slices are really only good for sandwich filling, biscuit topping and when served with raw onion rings from pools of oil and vinegar. Asian cuisine is pretty big on the thinly sliced tomato circles though, as they create the illusion of there being more food on the plate. The cats are so scrawny. A good Western kitty would cover the plate.