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I read the news today oh boy! Page 109

Quote: EllieJP @ April 12 2010, 1:33 PM BST

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Actually there's something massively arousing about women with babies. Annoying, too. Like they think they've achieved something wheras in fact any old slapper can get up the duff and pop one out. :)

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2010, 1:15 PM BST

Including the UK...

Did you know some people breast feed upto 7-8 years.

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When holidaying at the beach in Spain (actually I'd just driven a moped over from where I was working in southern France), I once saw a little kid - looked about 6 years old - march out of the water, run up the sand to his rather large sunbathing mother, grab her boob out from out of her bikini top and start sucking. Fortunately there were more interesting things to see at that beach.

Quote: Kenneth @ April 12 2010, 1:36 PM BST
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When holidaying at the beach in Spain (actually I'd just driven a moped over from where I was working in southern France), I once saw a little kid - looked about 6 years old - march out of the water, run up the sand to his rather large sunbathing mother, grab her boob out from out of her bikini top and start sucking. Fortunately there were more interesting things to see at that beach.

What like a octopus and a shark f**king?

Quote: Paul W @ April 12 2010, 1:41 PM BST

What like a octopus and a shark f**king?

No. Just pleasant scenery.

I used to live in this village.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265382/Slave-trader-Village-hall-used-professional-dominatrix-called-Mistress-Tia-secret-bondage-sessions.html

I kind of wish I still did. :$

Quote: chipolata @ April 12 2010, 1:09 PM BST

I get round this by taking a picture on my phone. It's quick and easy, and if it's noisy enough they don't hear the shutter sound that you can't seem to mute.

I managed to turn it off on my phone. Cool

While you were taking pictures of breastfeeding women? :/

No, you! Smarmy

Quote: chipolata @ April 12 2010, 1:09 PM BST

I get round this by taking a picture on my phone. It's quick and easy, and if it's noisy enough they don't hear the shutter sound that you can't seem to mute.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 12 2010, 10:01 AM BST

Don't you go topless on the beach?

No I don't.

http://www.siliconindia.com/shownews/NASA_plans_missile_attack_on_Moon_in_quest_of_water-nid-58318.html

Is a certain BCGer planning an attack on the moon?

Geez and I thought DaButt was happy with just shooting a pistol. Now he's firing rockets at the moon.

Quote: sootyj @ April 12 2010, 7:18 PM BST

Is a certain BCGer planning an attack on the moon?

That thing impacted 6 months ago and, yes, water was detected.

Several of my friends work on the LRO mission.

I'm feeling oddly sympathetic towards TerreBlanche.

He died with his cock out and he's been accused of being a gay sex pest.
Talk about a lack of dignity.

Boo bleedin' hoo.
:)

I like your new avatar.

Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2010, 12:04 AM BST

I'm feeling oddly sympathetic towards TerreBlanche.

He died with his cock out and he's been accused of being a gay sex pest.
Talk about a lack of dignity.

What is it about suppression of homosexuality which is so often linked to high-profile right-wingers?

Accusing your oponent of gayness is pretty generic.

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 12:15 AM BST

Boo bleedin' hoo.
:)

I like your new avatar.

I am a tripod prepare for a capping!

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