"THE MOURNER"
TV PRESENTER - IN A HIGH STREET
We've taken to the streets today, to find out, just what is Britain's favourite sexual position?
THE PRESENTER WALKS UP TO A LADY, SHE DECLINES TO ANSWER
THE PRESENTER WALKS UP TO A MAN, HE DECLINES TO ANSWER
THE PRESENTER WALKS UP TO A RATHER SHIFTY LOOKING FELLOW
PRESENTER
Hello sir, would you be willing to tell us, what is your favourite sexual position?
SHIFTY MAN LOOKS PRESENTER UP AND DOWN, BEFORE ANSWERING
The Mourner.
PRESENTER
And what exactly is that?
SHIFTY MAN
I come... I cry... I leave.
PRESENTER STARES AT THE SHIFTY MAN IN DISBELIEF AS HE BEGINS TO WALK AWAY
WHILE WALKING AWAY, SHIFTY MAN TURNS HEAD TO LOOK AT PRESENTER AND SAYS
SHIFTY MAN
Oh, and they're still dead at the end of it.
Just incase anyone doesn't realise.. "I come" is a play on phonetics
