I wrote this recently for a lark as a girl at work has a clingy ex. Do you think it's trying to hard to be twisted?
Int. Gavin's Bachelor Pad
Gavin and a woman are sat on the sofa watching TV.
Gavin: Oh yeah! I've got a little present for you!
Woman: Oh, Gavin! You shouldn't have!
Gavin goes behind the back of the sofa and brings out a bag. He hands it to the woman who quickly opens it up. She pulls out a tatty blonde wig.
Woman: I'm sorry, I don't... I don't understand?
Gavin: It's your Jenny wig!
Woman: Jenny? Your ex?
Gavin: Please don't call her my ex.
Woman: You split up.
Gavin: We're going to get back together any day now.
Woman: Sorry, but this is too weird for me. I'm going.
The woman gets up to leave, but Gavin blocks her way and locks the door.
Gavin: No.
Woman: What are you doing?
Gavin: Put the wig on. NOW!
The woman knees Gavin in the balls. He falls to the floor clutching the wig and kissing it. The woman unlocks the door and flees. Gavin gets up and walks over to a mirror and looks into it. He puts on the wig.
Gavin: (BAD FEMALE VOICE) I love you, Gavin.
A single tear rolls down his cheek.
Gavin: I love you too, Jenny.
ENDS
