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Quote: chipolata @ April 6 2010, 3:36 PM BST

Chip's just followed a man through four doors. And the man held the door for Chip each and every time, so Chip had thank him four times in a row! It was bloody stressful! Angry

That was nice. Surely by matter of movemenet you would have reached the second door before him, or did you let him over take you?

Quote: Marc P @ April 6 2010, 3:43 PM BST

Were you looking for an empty cubicle? :)

:D

Quote: EllieJP @ April 6 2010, 3:47 PM BST

That was nice. Surely by matter of movemenet you would have reached the second door before him, or did you let him over take you?

He was ahead of me. I could have overtaken him, but that's crazy!

Quote: chipolata @ April 6 2010, 3:36 PM BST

Chip's just followed a man through four doors. And the man held the door for Chip each and every time, so Chip had thank him four times in a row! It was bloody stressful! Angry

After the second one couldn't you have fumbled in your pocket and said something lame like 'Is that my mobile?' Thus giving him time to get a door ahead?

:)

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 6 2010, 9:22 PM BST

After the second one couldn't you have fumbled in your pocket and said something lame like 'Is that my mobile?' Thus giving him time to get a door ahead? :)

I'll do that next time, but at the time I was so stressed my straight-thinking was impaired!

How do you think the other guy felt?

Quote: Nogget @ April 6 2010, 9:47 PM BST

How do you think the other guy felt?

I think he was secretly enjoying it. I'm sure he was smirking at one point.

Ellie wishes she'd never bothered opened the door for this guy today.

Or grinning nervously? Maybe he was just as much caught up in the embarrassment of this uncomfortable situation as were you?

"I wish I was a bank robber with flour in my hair..."

This is a brick at the Atomic Testing Museum in Las Vegas that I purchased for my father about 18 months ago. I e-mailed and asked for a photo and they sent one the next day.

HARDTACK and PLUMBOB were the names of two series of above-ground nuclear tests in the Nevada desert and on various islands in the Pacific. There were several dozen blasts in all, ranging from duds to the megaton range.

My father and I usually visit the museum when we're in Vegas; he loves telling his stories to other visitors. Now we'll have something new to look for.

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Just finished helping my neighbor clean his garage in preparation for an upcoming move. We found a hat and shirt that he bought while stationed in Fallujah with the USMC and he gave them to me.

I wouldn't be dressing like an Iraqi if I was you....

Quote: DaButt @ April 7 2010, 4:41 AM BST

Just finished helping my neighbor clean his garage in preparation for an upcoming move. We found a hat and shirt that he bought while stationed in Fallujah with the USMC and he gave them to me.

You even make cleaning out a garage interesting...

8.39 the only member on line.

It makes me proud.

Quote: bigfella @ April 7 2010, 8:39 AM BST

It makes me proud.

You've got an erection? :O

Quote: EllieJP @ April 6 2010, 9:57 PM BST

Ellie wishes she'd never bothered opened the door for this guy today.

If you'd been ahead of me I'd have goosed you, then struck up a cheeky conversation about how the "art of goosing" was dying. Then I'd have gone back to my office and been dismissed for sexual harassment.

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