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General Election 2010 Page 14

Quote: sootyj @ April 6 2010, 7:24 AM BST

Reject assylum pleas from people who passed through other free countries enroute to the UK.

If only the mainstream parties would adopt that one.

Quote: zooo @ April 6 2010, 1:23 PM BST

Don't be so easily manipulated!

IIRC, asylum seekers are meant to stop in the first free country under international law anyway.

For the first time (that I can recall) people have crossed the border from Mexico, asked for asylum and will have their cases heard. Previous attempts had been denied due to that fact that Mexico was a free, safe country, but now the murderous drug cartels are slaughtering civilians and they're beginning to flee.

I wish the Mexican government would get its shit together.

They have a "As it happens" text thing on the BBC website. Like what they have for football matches.

Has some poor bugger got to be doing this for the next four months? At the minute it is saying how Brown is walking round a supermarket.

Thrilling stuff.

Quote: bigfella @ April 6 2010, 2:55 PM BST

They have a "As it happens" text thing on the BBC website. Like what they have for football matches.

Has some poor bugger got to be doing this for the next four months? At the minute it is saying how Brown is walking round a supermarket.

Thrilling stuff.

That'll be the BBC peddling their award-winning 24 hour 'news' cycle of utter piss.

Quote: bigfella @ April 6 2010, 2:55 PM BST

They have a "As it happens" text thing on the BBC website. Like what they have for football matches.

Has some poor bugger got to be doing this for the next four months? At the minute it is saying how Brown is walking round a supermarket.

Thrilling stuff.

Four months?!? Four weeks, I hope. Mind you, it will probably feel like four months.

Quote: Bert Bastard @ April 6 2010, 3:10 PM BST

Four months?!? Four weeks, I hope. Mind you, it will probably feel like four months.

Good point!

However if its a hung parliment. We could be doing it all again in four months.

Oh god, yeah. Better get the pills on standby then.

Quote: bigfella @ April 6 2010, 3:12 PM BST

However if its a hung parliment.

"Hung" parliament? No, I'm not standing. Unimpressed

Quote: DaButt @ April 6 2010, 2:13 PM BST

For the first time (that I can recall) people have crossed the border from Mexico, asked for asylum and will have their cases heard. Previous attempts had been denied due to that fact that Mexico was a free, safe country, but now the murderous drug cartels are slaughtering civilians and they're beginning to flee.

I wish the Mexican government would get its shit together.

Of course if NAFTA wasn't choking the legitimate economy there's be less of a black one?

Gordon Brown is just leaving a house in Rainham.

Just to keep you informed.

Actually it's a pub where's he's being persuaded to moderate his approach.

It's the Rainham Inn.

I see the campaign claimed it's first victim: Lenny Henry's and Dawn French's marriage.

I thought they had spilt up years ago.

See. Its all Gordon Browns fault. Would never have happened under Cameron.

Quote: bigfella @ April 6 2010, 6:33 PM BST

I thought they had spilt up years ago.

See. Its all Gordon Browns fault. Would never have happened under Cameron.

Cameron will reunite them if he wins.

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