Quote: EllieJP @ April 6 2010, 10:55 AM BSTAwww bigfella... how come?
Ellie has some sore skin on her neck and can't work out what it's from.
Do you have pets? Maybe fleas.
Are there lots of flowers out? Maybe allergy.
Have you had troubled sleep? Maybe you've been sleep-sandpapering yourself again.
I think my boyfriend has been sandpapering me in the neck. 
Trying to get rid of my Adam's Apple.
Quote: Paul W @ April 6 2010, 8:57 AM BSTSo what happens if someone starts doing some of the above? Is it legally binding?
Yes, it's legally binding and can result in fines, liens and eventual loss of the home, but I don't think any of those happen very often. People know what they're getting into before they buy the house, so they tend to conform to the rules, knowing that they keep their property values high.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 6 2010, 12:06 PM BSTI think my boyfriend has been sandpapering me in the neck.
I had a fungal infection on my neck once. Some Canesten cream saw it off nicely.
Anyway, I'm going up town to buy some rolls and look at some desert boots.
Quote: sootyj @ April 6 2010, 12:16 AM BSTPissing shoes surely?
I'm always saying: "Where's me pissing shoes."
Quote: EllieJP @ April 6 2010, 10:55 AM BSTEllie has some sore skin on her neck and can't work out what it's from.
Pearl necklace?
Quote: SlagA @ April 6 2010, 1:26 PM BSTI'm always saying: "Where's me pissing shoes."
On your f**king feet?
Quote: DaButt @ April 6 2010, 12:19 PM BSTYes, it's legally binding and can result in fines, liens and eventual loss of the home, but I don't think any of those happen very often. People know what they're getting into before they buy the house, so they tend to conform to the rules, knowing that they keep their property values high.
Shame we don't have anything like that in the UK, certain streets can be let down by one family with a car on fire on the lawn...
Quote: Aaron @ April 6 2010, 1:29 PM BSTPearl necklace?
No. He gets in trouble when he tries to do that as his aim isn't too good and I don't like it in my hair.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 6 2010, 2:27 PM BSTNo. He get's in trouble...
Like a naughty puppy?
Ban this filthy filth!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 6 2010, 2:37 PM BST
Chip's just followed a man through four doors. And the man held the door for Chip each and every time, so Chip had thank him four times in a row! It was bloody stressful! 
Quote: chipolata @ April 6 2010, 3:36 PM BSTChip's just followed a man through four doors. And the man held the door for Chip each and every time, so Chip had thank him four times in a row! It was bloody stressful!
Were you looking for an empty cubicle? 