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Quote: Chappers @ March 31 2010, 9:06 PM BST

Where did Messi disappear to?

Well he saw the gangling gonad - Ibrawotsavich - score twice and felt he wasn't needed anymore. Thierry Henry came on in his place and stunk the place out

Quote: Tim Walker @ March 31 2010, 9:05 PM BST

Did you like the way we cleverly lulled Barcelona into a false sense of security by letting them keep the ball for most of the first 70 minutes? Whistling nnocently

It's only the scoreline that counts at the end of the day :-)

The fact that Rooney is out for a month with a twisted ankle can only be good for England - but not Man Utd :-)

I've had a go at producing a dream-team of Premier League arseholes. There were plenty to choose from :)

http://www.gmfootball.com/2009-2010/Arsehole-United.html

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ April 1 2010, 2:03 PM BST

I've had a go at producing a dream-team of Premier League arseholes. There were plenty to choose from :)

http://www.gmfootball.com/2009-2010/Arsehole-United.html

On the subject of Rooney and the brothel, I thought everyone now knew that he didn't really shag that 48-year-old. The woman in question went to court and successfully proved that she only worked in the brothel as a receptionist, if that's the right word.

Quote: catskillz @ April 1 2010, 2:20 PM BST

The woman in question went to court and successfully proved that she only worked in the brothel as a receptionist, if that's the right word.

Aren't they all in a way?

And I see Fulham won again (and Liverpool lost AGAIN!)

Wouldn't it be great if Fulham won it.

Quote: catskillz @ April 1 2010, 2:20 PM BST

On the subject of Rooney and the brothel, I thought everyone now knew that he didn't really shag that 48-year-old.

At the age of 63, that's my target age range !

Cool

*Sigh*

Cheated by Ch£lsea yet again =[

Could have done with a draw there myself.

Saying that, somehow Nick Bendtner became a hero again today, keeping us in the title race for another week at least.

Wenger must've been made up with that Chelsea win. Now I hope Arsenal beat Spurs in their next game, to give my 40/1 chance of Everton getting the last Champions' league place a glimmer of hope. I know it's not gonna happen, but I couldn't resist those odds.

Nothing (bar us winning something this season) would give me greater pleasure than seeing The Shit just miss out on 4th place, preferably on the final day of the season. :)

Quote: Mike T @ April 4 2010, 12:13 AM BST

*Sigh*

Cheated by Ch£lsea yet again =[

Ha ha! Brilliant!

It's no coincidence that when a referee is fair and even handed, like yesterday, Manchester United always seem to go on and drop points. Funny that...

Quote: Jack Massey @ November 10 2009, 12:26 AM BST

If Mr Chapman feels the need to say that Manchester United have referees on there side again, then that is shocking. It ruined my weekend in centre parks. Key decisions the referee's got wrong:
1. Terry's foul on Valencia- should have been a penalty
2. Darren Fletcher won the ball in the tackle that led up to the goal
3. Drogba fouled Wes Brown in the lead up to the goal
4. Drogba was interferring with play during the goal in an offside position
5. Five added minutes were added. A forty five second Chelsea substitution was made by Chelsea replacing Anelka with Alex. This time wasn't added on.

Looks like Chelsea had the officials on their side again yesterday when they beat United. Two bad games of referreeing may win Chelsea the league now, but we're not out of it. I fancy Chelsea dropping points in one game (Spurs away or Liverpool away), so will be up to United to capitalise. But the goal difference thing may just clinch it for Chelsea.

But United played poorly yesterday, they played great at Stamford Bridge earlier in the season when we were robbed, but yesterday there was no energy and Gary Neville is well passed it.

So as a United fan, we'll have to wait and see.

Chris Kamara misses a sending-off, funny stuff :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8gKmQ6Hrro&feature=player_embedded#

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ April 4 2010, 2:07 PM BST

Chris Kamara misses a sending-off, funny stuff :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8gKmQ6Hrro&feature=player_embedded#

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ April 4 2010, 2:07 PM BST

Chris Kamara misses a sending-off, funny stuff :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8gKmQ6Hrro&feature=player_embedded#

Laughing out loud

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