You can milk the cow too much.
Nads Army
It's bollocks
Have I got abuse for you?
Paul Merton tempts Ian Hislop into his torture dungeon with sweets.
Have I got coos for you?
Current affairs for pigeons.
Stop the meek.
Dara O'Brean prevents Christ's disciples from ruling the world
You're right soot. Milked Dads Army so much its got tits like Karen Carpenter.
Flesh Fields
The Fields relocate to Cambodia's Killing grounds. Mirth amongst the body patrts.
Open Al Hours
Arkwright sells the shop to a back-street surgeon. The first patient to go under the knife is neighbor Mr Hours.
Goodnight Sweetmeats
Whilst walking around the East End, TV repairman Gary Sparrow is transported back to 1940 where he is castrated for being a t**t.
Allo, Allo, Allo
Britain's favourite Gallic Policeman in his own spin-off.
Different Blokes - Gary Colemans back! With Mr Drummond dead, Vertically challenged young Arnold becomes a rent boy. "Wot you talking about Willies".
Big Tup - Rampent Ram joings the circus and gives Amanda Holden a reason (apart from the script) to grimace.
One Putt In the Grave - Grumpy Colin Montgomerie takes over from where Victor left off
Very Diff'rent Strokes
Sick reinvention of the famous sitcom with Willis (Marlon Wayans) and Arnold (a typically bitter Gary Colemen) return in their 70s with carers now they can't quite move as well as before.
Indiff'rent Strokes
Some middle-class lads sit around watching telly sighing a lot and wanking when the other one leaves the room.
Open Dane Bowers
Comedy autopsy. One the pathologist cuts in, a lot of hot air is exposed and his body shrivels to nothing.
Dan
Pillows - Sitcom set in a bed shop where different customers sit on a different bed each week and discus their lives. They decide if they will buy the bed at the end of each episode.
Ever Decreasing Circumcisions - Richard Briers perfects his foreskin removing skills.
The Guffer - Bill Maynard in fine flatulent form as the owner of a debt ridden engineering firm
Red Dwarfega - Lister, Rimmer and the gang deal with all those oily cleaning jobs they've been putting off
Filthy, Rich and Cameron - DC showing he is really just one of the common people.
Men Beheading Badly - Gary and Tony attend a training camp in Pakistan. A fatawa is issued against Dorothy for wearing a pair of pants above the ankle. On returning to the UK the boys make a hash of her decapitation due to a buy one get 12 free larger offer on Air Taliban.
Saxondeal Or No Deal- When Noel Edmonds dies the search is on to find a suitably bearded twonk to replace him. casting at its best.
The Buble
Three humans have to dwell in the innards of Michael Buble for a week as Michael (fattened from the experience) becomes a sumo wrestler. On expulsion from The Buble, the three humans are interrogated on subjects ranging from gas boilers to knitting slang.
Golden Shower Girls - Bea Arthur and the girls are back. With the collapse of the American economy those lovely grey haired ladies have to resort to webcam antics to pay the bills.
Everyone Hates Chris Evans - Ginger DJ's childhood reminiscence of bullying by TOGS
Prince Harry and the Hendersons - Plum in one's mouth chortlery as HRH tries to hide. a sasquatch in Buckingham Palace.
Last of Anne Summer's Wine - Foggy, Clegg and Compo are left to run the village sex shop when the owner takes ill. Geriatric hilarity aplenty as one of them has to replace a mannequin in the shop window:
COMPO: Why are thee looking at me? Oh no! Not on your flamin Nelly.
CUT TO:
Compo wearing a gimp suit.
Laugh? I nearly smiled
Never Mind The Ballots.
Another unfunny political sitcom where they try to get laughs through swearing a lot.
Whickerman's world.
Alan Whicker interviews rich bastards then burns them in a giant whicker man to appease the dark gods who take care of his moustache.
Ami Manimal
Soul ful chantesse who fights crime as an animal!
Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2010, 7:33 PM BSTWhickerman's world.
Alan Whicker interviews rich bastards then burns them in a giant whicker man
Gash in the Attic.
Man finds an old vagina in his loft and sells it at a car boot sale.
johnny Cash in the attic.
Johnny Cash is so inspired by the Diary of Anne Frank he fakes his death and hides in an attic writing a diary.
Open All Fuhrers - Grumpy, mean, set-in-his-ways, Kaiser Wilhelm II runs a small, provincial corner shop. His nephew however, the young Adolf, yearns for a life beyond selling groceries, day-dreaming that he might become an famous artist - or perhaps build an empire of corner shops which will stretch all the way across Europe?