Robyn burnt her tongue. 
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 1 2010, 12:06 PM BSTRobyn burnt her tongue.
Wobyn burned her dongue?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 1 2010, 12:06 PM BSTRobyn burnt her tongue.
Oh deary me.
Had Elliot eaten a vindaloo the day before? 
*runs away*
Ah huh.
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 1 2010, 12:17 PM BSTHad Elliot had a vindaloo the day before?
Ew!
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 1 2010, 12:17 PM BSTHad Elliot eaten a vindaloo the day before?
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 1 2010, 12:31 AM BSTFront the BCG front page... https://www.comedy.co.uk/
'We've just landed a rather juicy exclusive in the form of a leaked copy of BBC1's summer line-up...
Popular BBC Three youth sitcom Coming Of Age will be transferring to the corporation's flagship channel for an extended-length new ten-part third series. According to the memo we've seen, channel boss Jay Hunt has managed to line-up guest appearances from Stephen Fry, Michael McIntyre and Russell Howard - the idea being to boost the credibility of the corporation's top stars by aligning them with Tim Dawson's comedy.'
Right, finally it's the 1945 Berlin Bunker scenario everyone. One last drink, one last song - not to worry, Herr Himler's got enough cyanide pills for everyone!
Bye-bye cruel world.
EDIT: Oh f**k, I've just seen the date.
EDIT 2: Hmmm... probably should have kept on reading down the page, but my eyesight went mental after reading the first part. Damn you, Mark & Aaron!
(Well done.)
EDIT 3: Hmmm.... probably should have deleted this whole post and pretended I am less stupid and gullible than I obviously am. Trouble is, the Coming of Age story struck me as depressingly plausible.
If only it were true. They should give it 26 weeks. I'd imagine Tim would spontaneously combust if it were the case.
Has a band walked into the office and has been asked to take photos. How embarassing!
"Can I take your photo please band?"
Which Band? A Brass Brand?
I've been clearing out the Garage today and just cut my finger open on one of the 1000's of pieces of glass. I then move a box and find a nice pair of Gardening Gloves.
And the finger will not stop bleeding. Am I going to die Tim?
Not having much luck with that garage are you mate?
Quote: bigfella @ April 1 2010, 3:47 PM BSTWhich Band? A Brass Brand?
A rock band! 
Quote: EllieJP @ April 1 2010, 9:34 AM BSTEllie played a good April Fool on her housemate this morning by saying she'd bought a kitten. Her housemate was angry, so had to come clean pretty quickly.
Why was she angry? That heartless cow!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 1 2010, 12:06 PM BSTRobyn burnt her tongue.
You really shouldn't lick the oven.
Quote: chipolata @ April 1 2010, 10:55 AM BSTI recently told a woman I only see rarely that two days with her is better than a lifetime with most women. You have my permission to use that line as it seemed to go down quite well!
As did the £50 quid for "extras", you left on the bedside cabinet? 
Quote: bigfella @ April 1 2010, 3:47 PM BSTAm I going to die Tim?
Eventually... It's the way of all flesh. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 31 2010, 1:22 PM BSTI wish they would bring back That's Life. How are dogs who can say "sausages" meant to get their break into TV without it?
Ask Lady Gaga. She managed it.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 1 2010, 9:34 AM BSTEllie's boyfriend also made his Mum have a heart attack by saying she was pregnant.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 1 2010, 10:17 AM BSTThat his mum was pregnant? That could work if he was her obstetrician.
Or if he lived in certain backwaters in Wales.
Robyn is trying to choose a poem to submit to a magazine at uni, but all of hers are too crap.
You could submit them all and let them do the choosing.
Haha! That'd be a lot of rubbish for them to sift through.