I think what's funnier than an April Fools joke is when someone thinks an April Fools joke is being played on them... but it isn't.
Actually that's not that funny either - I just put myself in the shoes of a doctor having to deliver bad news on the 1st April.
Doctor 'you,ve got three days to live'
Patient 'Oh my God...wait is this a April Fools?'
Doctor 'Yep you've really got 3 minutes'
Quote: ajp29 @ April 3, 2007, 5:01 PMDoctor 'you,ve got three days to live'
Patient 'Oh my God...wait is this a April Fools?'
Doctor 'Yep you've really got 3 minutes'
that shouldn't be funny. 
Quote: David Chapman @ April 2, 2007, 8:16 PMHope you're dad doesn't have a dodgy ticker Saundybabe.
LOL 
Quote: ajp29 @ April 3, 2007, 5:01 PMDoctor 'you,ve got three days to live'
Patient 'Oh my God...wait is this a April Fools?'
Doctor 'Yep you've really got 3 minutes'
Owch LOL that's really mean
but funny :lol:
ha ha - very good indeed ajp29. I've been spending all day trying to get a joke out of the idea but didn't succeed - glad you managed to construct a belter!
You're Doctor Mark - was she wearing stilletoes?
Well, what happened today?
In the Sun
Motorized Segway for Referees.
Scratch & Lick flavoured pages.
Google has renamed itself "Topeka."
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/different-kind-of-company-name.html
Google Maps' Australian version replaced all directions with blue-collar Aussie slang, such as "turn left" becoming "chuck a left", "turn right" becoming "hang a right", and "veer" becoming "turn a smidge". Google also dropped all vowels from GMAIL's homepage.
I quite liked this . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/01/labour-gordon-brown-hard-man
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 1 2010, 3:20 PM BSTI quite liked this . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/01/labour-gordon-brown-hard-man
I actually think "Step Outside Posh boy" will be my new catchphrase / signature...
You know if he did that...I'd vote for him.
Except I think Cameron could be quite tasty in a scrap. He's got 20/20 vision and bicycle powered thighs. I reckon he'd kick him in the plums and it'd be going down Brown.
Like all great lies, there's a ring of truth to it. After the 'Bullying Brown' stories some weeks back, Brown went UP in the opinion polls.
Quote: sootyj @ April 1 2010, 5:39 PM BSTYou know if he did that...I'd vote for him.
Except I think Cameron could be quite tasty in a scrap. He's got 20/20 vision and bicycle powered thighs. I reckon he'd kick him in the plums and it'd be going down Brown.