Been while since I posted, hope you are all well.
INT. A GREENHOUSE. DAY.
A MAN (DAD) WALKS IN SMILING AND HOLDING A HAND HELD WATER SPRAYER.
DAD:
Morning, you two.
TWO CHILDREN ( BROTHER ) AND ( SISTER ). ARE STANDING AMONGST MANY PLANTS AND FLOWERS.
BROTHER:
(Yawns).
SISTER:
(Grumbles).
DAD:
Come on, outside. It's a splendid day. Lots of lovely sunshine.
DAD SPRAYS THE CHILDREN IN THE FACE WITH THE WATER SPRAYER.
BROTHER:
Argh Dad!
SISTER:
I don't like it.
DAD:
Well you're too small for the hose. You'll thank me when your all nice and healthy.
THE BROTHER AWKWARDLY WALKS. HE HAS HIS FEET IN BUCKETS.
DAD: (CONT'D).
Looks like someone needs some new shoes.
BROTHER:
But I like these ones.
DAD:
If you don't get bigger ones then how will you grow? You want to grow up to be big and strong don't you?
SISTER:
I don't want to be big and strong, I want to be a flower.
BROTHER:
You'll get greenfly.
SISTER:
No I won't, I...Dad? I want a little sister, when can I have a little baby sister?
DAD:
As soon as I can take a clipping. Right, who's first for breakfast?
SISTER:
It smells.
DAD:
Now now. Don't make a fuss.
DAD GETS A BUCKET OF MANURE AND POURS IT OVER THEIR FEET.
DAD (CONT'D):
Fresh from the farm this morning, and organic.
END.
