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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 31 2010, 9:45 AM BST

Sorry Rook, I should of course have added ...'for any job of real practical value to the world'.

What job do you do Alf?

Quote: The Rook @ March 31 2010, 9:33 AM BST

Well actually, I'm working towards an English & Creative Writing degree, the MA is in Victorian Studies. Then if I can get the grades needed I shall be going on to study for my PhD at the University of Minnesota where I shall be working towards being a lecturer at said university. So that kind of quashes your 'over qualified and unemployable' quip doesn't it.

Will you be qualified to wear a stove pipe hat, be a hypocrite and tease John Merrick?

I am a pipe fitter and road digger, Dolly Dagger.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 31 2010, 10:00 AM BST

I am a pipe fitter and road digger

Is that slang for rent boy?

No, because as a rent boy, I'd be much better off I reckon.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 31 2010, 10:00 AM BST

I am a pipe fitter and road digger, Dolly Dagger.

Some of the responsibilities of the Australian PM?

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 31 2010, 9:45 AM BST

'for any job of real practical value to the world'.

I'd say teaching was of value to the world.

"Lobs text book at Stott when his back is turned. Then phones Childline to see he touched him and told him to tell no one."

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 31 2010, 10:08 AM BST

I'd say teaching was of value to the world.

"Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym" - Woody Allen.

(Saying this, I'm thinking of getting into a form of teaching.)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 31 2010, 10:08 AM BST

I'd say teaching was of value to the world.

Do you also believe that children are our future, Stott? Teach them well and let them lead the way?

Quote: Tim Walker @ March 31 2010, 10:12 AM BST

(Saying this, I'm thinking of getting into a form of teaching.)

We've all thought about becoming netball coaches at some point.

:D

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 31 2010, 10:00 AM BST

I am a pipe fitter .

Come now, that's hardly an essential job pandering to upmarket gentlemen smokers.

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Quote: chipolata @ March 31 2010, 10:15 AM BST

We've all thought about becoming netball coaches at some point.

Not all. The sight of my Games teachers' hairy muscular legs always put me off competitive sport.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 31 2010, 10:34 AM BST

Come now, that's hardly an essential job pandering to upmarket gentlemen smokers.

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:D

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 31 2010, 10:34 AM BST

The sight of my hairy muscular legs

You can get creams, Dolly. For the hair, at least.

Quote: The Rook @ March 31 2010, 9:33 AM BST

Well actually, I'm working towards an English & Creative Writing degree, the MA is in Victorian Studies. Then if I can get the grades needed I shall be going on to study for my PhD at the University of Minnesota where I shall be working towards being a lecturer at said university. So that kind of quashes your 'over qualified and unemployable' quip doesn't it.

Victorian Studies? What does that involve?

Quote: Tim Walker @ March 31 2010, 10:12 AM BST

Do you also believe that children are our future, Stott? Teach them well and let them lead the way?

That sentiment is the epitome of passing the buck and reneging all responsibility.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 31 2010, 10:34 AM BST

Not all. The sight of my Games teachers' hairy muscular legs always put me off competitive sport.

How old was she?

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