My dog has no nose...

legs or body.
*pauses*
because it's imaginary.

Hi Brian welcome to the BSG

Its good to have a philosophical vet for all our imaginary pet needs

Adam

Quote: ajp29 @ October 21, 2007, 4:44 PM

Its good to have a philosophical vet for all our imaginary pet needs

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I have an imaginary cat too.
They are always fighting.
*pauses*
I hate them.

Welcome to BSG!

When I am asked, 'What should an imaginary dog eat, Matron...'

I say, 'You know very well...' and then tap them on the head..

Hatx

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 21, 2007, 4:49 PM

I say, 'You know very well...' and then tap them on the head..

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Do they respond "Who's there?"
*continues*
Then you say "Matron"
And they say "Matron who?"
*pauses*
At which point you respond with "Ah a classic case of amnesia", pop a pill in their mouth and exit camera left.

I see you're going to fit in nicely on BSG!

To answer your query... the ones who aren't biting the pillow do!

But I try not to engage in too much chit-chat when I'm doing my rounds..

Hatx

A couple of my favourites are:

-I've got a dog with a wooden leg called Albert
-Oh yeah, how does he smell?

&

-Did you hear about the Irishman who bought a papershop
-No
-It blew away!
-yeah but what about the Irishman?

Hx

I have to ask Brian...how does it smell?
welcome!Im sure you'll fit right in!

Cool Intro there Brian. Although the name Brian is not so cool. Cant you change it?

Anyhoo I felt the need to have a dog with no nose so I chopped my Cavaliers off. He is hiding from me now & I must say looks to freaky to take out. I have street cred here you know. I have an Andy Capp dog now.
Thanks Brian!!!!!

I've got an amusing story about a dog with no nose....it failed to recognise a gas leak and died......welcome!

My nose has no dog.

Welcome Brian.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 21, 2007, 5:05 PM

I have to ask Brian...how does it smell?

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It doesn't it is imaginary.
*pauses*
It cannot fetch sticks either.
I usually throw them in the same place and pretend that I am building a small fire.

Welcome *waves*

Good moaning. (Well it is in Australia.)

Hello Brian

I wish my dogs were imaginary at times. Then I could say the poo was imaginary and I wouldn't have to pick it up.

Thank you for the warm welcome.