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Nail polish and varnish are the same thing!

I've only ever used nail varnish remover. It's very cheap, if you can get to a supermarket.
White spirit might work though I suppose.

It's okay, the vinegar got it. Cood call, Nil!

Ooh, really?
Weird.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 26 2010, 7:48 PM GMT

It's okay, the vinegar got it. Cood call, Nil!

*punches the air*

Quote: David Bussell @ March 26 2010, 7:14 PM GMT

That was a long day. My feet are freezing from walking around a muddy graveyard barefoot. And I cannot get this eye makeup off for the life of me. Plus I don't have anything in my medicine cabinet for getting rid of this green fingernail polish. Anyone know a home remedy?

Starring in the lost Edd Wood script? I was a transvestite necrophiliac zombie?

Quote: Nil Putters @ March 26 2010, 7:51 PM GMT

*punches the air*

Now banned from the reading of wills.

Quote: sootyj @ March 26 2010, 7:53 PM GMT

Starring in the lost Edd Wood script? I was a transvestite necrophiliac zombie?

Nah, it's a short film for Sky Movies. I'm just playing a small role in it - one of many grim reapers. I get to walk into the sunset at the end with Alice Lowe though, which is nice.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 26 2010, 7:48 PM GMT

It's okay, the vinegar got it. Cood call, Nil!

Bet your fingers stink now though!

World's worst chatup line.

Surgical spirit will also remove nail varnish/polish.

Baby oil or olive oil can remove the eye make-up but take out contact lenses first if you use them.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 26 2010, 7:14 PM GMT

That was a long day. My feet are freezing from walking around a muddy graveyard barefoot. And I cannot get this eye makeup off for the life of me. Plus I don't have anything in my medicine cabinet for getting rid of this green fingernail polish. Anyone know a home remedy?

Acetone is the usual stuff for getting nail polish off.

It's the main ingredient of "Nail Polish Remover" available from most Chemists.

Billwill has just had a phone call from a woman/girl called Christine in LA. She has a lovely american accent and sounded like my american niece. But it was a wrong number. :S

Ah, the wonders of modern electronic communications, eh!
Unimpressed

Quote: sootyj @ March 26 2010, 7:54 PM GMT

Now banned from the reading of wills.

>_< and yet :D

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 26 2010, 8:48 PM GMT

Surgical spirit will also remove nail varnish/polish.

What's that? Surgical Spirit, you say?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/shop/?search=Surgical+Spirit

Quote: David Bussell @ March 26 2010, 7:14 PM GMT

That was a long day. My feet are freezing from walking around a muddy graveyard barefoot. And I cannot get this eye makeup off for the life of me. Plus I don't have anything in my medicine cabinet for getting rid of this green fingernail polish. Anyone know a home remedy?

Get a proper job. ;)

Me & my Sister just took my folks out for a nice meal to celebrate their Golden Wedding Anniversary.

Going to the supermarket.

Have to go at this time otherwise I would commit murder when all the bloody kids get there.

Why can't parents keep them under control these days eh...eh!

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