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ok, here's week 3:

Cabaret Election MedleyMartin Malcolm / Griff Phillips
Airport ScannerRobin Bailes
Royal PortraitDavid Chapman
Prince william's hairTerry Newman
Church SchoolsMartin Malcolm
No PooftersNoel Christopher
Riding Alongin My Pope MobileTom Johnston
Settlement SagaMartin Malcolm
Torture TroubleMartin Malcolm
Go CompareLuke Toulson
Tears of a BrownTom Johnston
Heating HelpDavid Chapman
Social care advertSteve Harvey
Lost foreign studentsMikey Jackson
Vote For Me NowMikey Jackson
Percy JacksonMikey Jackson
Harry Potter and the Job Seekers AllowanceMikey Jackson
Ten Foot FaceMartin Malcolm
John Terry LullabyCast Run 80
Mark OwenRobin Bailes
Three Little Boys of SportTom Connor
NSPCCWalter McNee
British AirwaysCast & Luke Toulson
Don't Take Your Love To BrownLouise Thomas
WintertonMarc Jones
Standard ClassLouise Thomas
MRSA GagTBC
Old folks Martin Malcolm
Adrian Chiles gagMartin Malcolm
Force of HellSue Lenier
Goodness racist meMartin Baum
Sarah Palin's NHSOscar Rickett
Lady GagaRosanne Priest
Mr & Mrs Brown and CameronCast & Luke Toulson
Nobody does it betterBest & Jones
Up the GreeksMartin Malcolm
Bankers BonusNoel Christopher
Tube GagSteve Harvey

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ March 26 2010, 1:12 PM GMT

Riding Alongin My Pope Mobile/Tom Johnston
Tears of a Brown/Tom Johnston

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Interesting how, from just the title of a comedy song/sketch, one can surmise that it's probably shit. (With apologies to Mr Johnston.)

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ March 15 2010, 12:22 PM GMT

congrats on that

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Thanks Mikey

5 that week, 3 the next and down to 2 this week.

By the time I actually go I won't have any in the show.

Ain't that always the way?
The first time I went to see NR was at a writers meeting. That week, I had NONE in.

week 4 .....

Airport ScannerRobin Bailes
Royal PortraitDavid Chapman & Luke Toulson
Prince william's hairTerry Newman
Church SchoolsMartin Malcolm
No PooftersNoel Christopher
Riding Alongin My Pope MobileTom Johnston
Settlement SagaMartin Malcolm
Torture TroubleMartin Malcolm
Go CompareLuke Toulson
Tears of a BrownTom Johnston
Heating HelpDavid Chapman
Social care advertSteve Harvey
Lost foreign studentsMikey Jackson
Vote For Me NowMikey Jackson
Percy JacksonMikey Jackson
Harry Potter and the Job Seekers AllowanceMikey Jackson, Luke Toulson & Tom Connor
Ten Foot FaceMartin Malcolm
John Terry LullabyCast Run 80
Mark OwenRobin Bailes
Three Little Boys of SportTom Connor
NSPCCWalter McNee
Don't Take Your Love To BrownLouise Thomas
WintertonMarc Jones
Standard ClassLouise Thomas
MRSA GagTBC
Old folks Martin Malcolm
Adrian Chiles gagMartin Malcolm
Force of HellSue Lenier
Goodness racist meMartin Baum
Sarah Palin's NHSOscar Rickett
Lady GagaRosanne Priest
Mr & Mrs Brown and CameronCast & Luke Toulson
Nobody does it betterBest & Jones
Up the GreeksMartin Malcolm
Bankers BonusNoel Christopher
Tube GagSteve Harvey
Clegg's DemandsLuke Toulson
Ashley Cole & Mark OwenLuke Toulson
Morrison's AdvertLuke Toulson
Parliament of WhoresJohn Ramsay
David & the JewLuke Toulson, Steve Harvey, & Tom Connor
Portsmouth WagsJason Smart

Down to one and a half this week! Oh well.

Ooh I've got two in and would really like to see it for once - it's just quite a late start - 9.30. I'd have the slog back to Brighton. Does anyone know roughly what time they usually finish?

Hi Louise. It finishes approx 10:45pm.

You can get the late train back. (00:05am from Victoria station)

That's what I have done in the past.

You get back in Brighton by about 1:20am.

Route is:

Brighton to Victoria.
Then Circle or District line Westbound to Paddington.
Bakerloo line Northbound to Warwick Avenue.

Route back is obviously reversed.

Canal Cafe is about 5 mins walk from Warwick Avenue, but I can't remember the exact street names en route. Just ask someone.

I would take you there, (as I'm from Worthing) but I'm well skint at present.
I've got lots of writing projects in the works, but a long way from being paid for them.

Ah thanks for that Mikey! Hmmm - that's not too bad then. Might be able to persuade someone to come up for the last weekend... what's the betting I'll have bugger all in the running order by then though! ... ever the optimist...

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ April 5 2010, 6:59 PM BST

Hi Louise. It finishes approx 10:45pm.

You can get the late train back. (00:05am from Victoria station)

That's what I have done in the past.

You get back in Brighton by about 1:20am.

Route is:

Brighton to Victoria.
Then Circle or District line Westbound to Paddington.
Bakerloo line Northbound to Warwick Avenue.

Route back is obviously reversed.

Canal Cafe is about 5 mins walk from Warwick Avenue, but I can't remember the exact street names en route. Just ask someone.

I would take you there, (as I'm from Worthing) but I'm well skint at present.
I've got lots of writing projects in the works, but a long way from being paid for them.

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You can walk along the cannal from Paddington to the theatre it's a bit faster.

I'll show you it if we go to the same show.

And before you worry about travelling along strange canals at night, I've got a CRB!

Cheers Sooty!

Quote: sootyj @ April 6 2010, 1:05 AM BST

And before you worry about travelling along strange canals at night, I've got a CRB!

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So what? Everyone's got a CRB thesedays. Ian Huntley's probably got a CRB.

Who's do you think I'm borrowing?

Why couldn't he just bake bsicuits with that nice Jeffrey Palmer?

week 5 ....

Leader's DebateCast & Luke Toulson
Beyonce MelodyEmily Murphy
Airport ScannerRobin Bailes
Royal PortraitDavid Chapman & Luke Toulson
Prince william's hairTerry Newman
NSPCCWalter McNee
Parliament of WhoresJohn Ramsay
WintertonMarc Jones
Standard ClassLouise Thomas
Portsmouth WagsJason Smart
Ross, Morrison's, Go CompareLuke Toulson
Ten Foot FaceMartin Malcolm
MRSA GagTBC
Old folks Martin Malcolm
Adrian Chiles gagMartin Malcolm
Force of HellSue Lenier
Goodness racist meMartin Baum
Settlement SagaMartin Malcolm
Torture TroubleMartin Malcolm
John Terry LullabyCast Run 80
Mark OwenRobin Bailes
Three Little Boys of SportTom Connor
Ashley Cole & Mark OwenLuke Toulson
Don't Take Your Love To BrownLouise Thomas
Church SchoolsMartin Malcolm
Deaf Kids GagJohn Ramsay & Ray Murphy
No PooftersNoel Christopher
Riding Alongin My Pope MobileTom Johnston
Percy JacksonMikey Jackson
Harry Potter and the Job Seekers AllowanceMikey Jackson, Luke Toulson & Tom Connor
The QueenLuke Toulson, Tom Connor, Rosanne Priest & Steve Harvey
Vote For Me NowMikey Jackson
Clegg's DemandsLuke Toulson
David & the JewLuke Toulson, Steve Harvey, & Tom Connor
Tears of a BrownTom Johnston
Heating HelpDavid Chapman
Social care advertSteve Harvey & Luke Toulson
Lost foreign studentsMikey Jackson
Sarah Palin's NHSOscar Rickett
Lady GagaRosanne Priest
Mr & Mrs Brown and CameronCast & Luke Toulson
Nobody does it betterBest & Jones
Up the GreeksMartin Malcolm
Bankers BonusNoel Christopher
Tube GagSteve Harvey

FINAL WEEK...
(New run starts next Thursday)

Vote For Me NowMikey Jackson
Clegg's DemandsLuke Toulson
Leader's DebateCast & Luke Toulson
Beyonce MelodyEmily Murphy
Airport ScannerRobin Bailes
Royal PortraitDavid Chapman & Luke Toulson
Prince william's hairTerry Newman
NSPCCWalter McNee
Parliament of WhoresJohn Ramsay
WintertonMarc Jones
Standard ClassLouise Thomas
Portsmouth WagsJason Smart
Ross, Morrison's, Go CompareLuke Toulson
Ten Foot FaceMartin Malcolm
MRSA GagTBC
Old folks Martin Malcolm
Adrian Chiles gagMartin Malcolm
Force of HellSue Lenier
Goodness racist meMartin Baum
Settlement SagaMartin Malcolm
Torture TroubleMartin Malcolm
John Terry LullabyCast Run 80
Mark OwenRobin Bailes
Three Little Boys of SportTom Connor
Ashley Cole & Mark OwenLuke Toulson
Don't Take Your Love To BrownLouise Thomas
Nuclear AgreementRobin Bailes
Church SchoolsMartin Malcolm
Deaf Kids GagJohn Ramsay & Ray Murphy
No PooftersNoel Christopher
Riding Alongin My Pope MobileTom Johnston
Percy JacksonMikey Jackson
Harry Potter and the Job Seekers AllowanceMikey Jackson, Luke Toulson & Tom Connor
The QueenLuke Toulson, Tom Connor, Rosanne Priest & Steve Harvey
Tears of a BrownTom Johnston
Heating HelpDavid Chapman
Social care advertSteve Harvey & Luke Toulson
Lost foreign studentsMikey Jackson
Paedophile BikiniDerek Thompson
Sarah Palin's NHSOscar Rickett
Lady GagaRosanne Priest
Election SpecialLuke Toulson, Steve Harvey, & Tom Connor
Mr & Mrs Brown and CameronCast & Luke Toulson
Nobody does it betterBest & Jones
David & the JewLuke Toulson, Steve Harvey, & Tom Connor
Up the GreeksMartin Malcolm
Bankers BonusNoel Christopher
Tube GagSteve Harvey