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Mmmmhmmmm.
*giggles*
Quote: Candice Hetler @ October 19, 2007, 2:20 PMBut the west country has motorways. Posh. And you have matching shoes. Posh. And it doesn't smell of rotting cabages down there. Posh.
Excuse me? HAVE YOU BEEN TO DEVON? In most parts you can't drive through with your headlights on or you will be burned as a witch by the natives and when we talk about the forefathers of Devon, WE ARE TALKING FOUR FATHERS. My folks live in a town where you can actually buy postcards of the multi storey carpark. We know when we've arrived at the right station because there is a man there everyday wearing a shirt with a picture of a chicken. In my town we have Martin. Martin the pirate. I am not joking.
Furry muff. When I investigated the top 3 incest 'hot-spots' in the UK (we've all done it) I found that Lincolnshire came third after Devon, which in turn snatched defeat from the jaws of victory from Norfolk - 'Take a dip in the nation's smallest gene pool' (Norfolk Tourist Bored).
My family are from Grimsby, all my ancestors... grandad ran away to London and the family had to move to Sheffield because of the shame of it all..
I followed grandad to London.. eventually, of course he is dead now, probably.. assuming it's true what they say about stakes..
My folks home town was voted "Ugliest town in europe" 5 years running.
They had it on a banner.
Grimsby. Home of fish related teen pregnancy.
It also has a Greggs The Bakers.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 19, 2007, 2:33 PMMy folks home town was voted "Ugliest town in europe" 5 years running.
They had it on a banner.
Did they contribute to this accolade in some way?
Sorry.
I learnt what my family does, and I can do it, but I am not fussed..
In fact, the smell does put me off to be honest..
I heard there are a lot of fishy smells up in Grimsby, I suppose that is due to lack of soap and fresh water?
Grandad left to avoid being killed by others.
He wanted to preserve himself...
I'm very fond of Martin. It's great to see a guy in full pirate gear going "ARRRRH" at grannies in sommerfield.
Quote: Candice Hetler @ October 19, 2007, 2:35 PMDid they contribute to this accolade in some way?
They did vote.
I have connections in Cornwall...
The Lizard.
... they are all on the dole of course ...
Quote: Leevil @ October 19, 2007, 1:34 PMCome on, he is just people like us, he needs help, he really is in the thick of it and so on...
What a stupid muppet he was, eh?
Also, Martin sounds immense.
Anyway, I live in Slough. HAH. I WIN!
mine is "argggh Im disabilitated!" which my friend said when he got hit in the shin with a shovel at Gardening day at school
LOL
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 19, 2007, 2:26 PMMy folks live in a town where you can actually buy postcards of the multi storey carpark.
That's really impressive, almost unbelieveable...
That reminds me of a Linda Smith routine where she'd read out stories from her local paper in Erith.
"The competition to name the new Erith sports centre has been won by the entry 'The Erith Sports Centre'."