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Give us an example... do you mean like "aks" instead of ask.

That's laziness, not necessarily diction. I suspect what he is referring to is the sustained dropping of Ts and Hs.

Grrr it annoys when people say I'm posh because I bother to pronounce my Ts.

What's wrong with people saying that you are posh?

Quote: EllieJP @ March 24 2010, 1:57 PM GMT

Grrr it annoys when people say I'm posh because I bother to pronounce my Ts.

Ooh, get a load a that posh cow, giving it the large with her 'Ts'.

Aaron's closer to the mark. It's a laziness when speaking that means they can't even be bothered finishing a word. It sort of just bleeds into the next one. Teenaged males are the worst offenders.

Quote: chipolata @ March 24 2010, 2:01 PM GMT

Aaron's closer to the mark. It's a laziness when speaking that means they can't even be bothered finishing a word. It sort of just bleeds into the next one. Teenaged males are the worst offenders.

Isn't it about time you procreated and gave the world an example of good youthing?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 24 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

Isn't it about time you procreated and gave the world an example of good youthing?

Unfortunately, owing to his methods, chipolata never gets to see his children or their mother again.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 24 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

Isn't it about time you procreated and gave the world an example of good youthing?

My parents had me sterilised.

Quote: chipolata @ March 24 2010, 2:01 PM GMT

It's a laziness when speaking that means they can't even be bothered finishing a word.

It's not neccessarily laziness at all. Is it lazy that people who have grown up in China can't pronounce the letter 'r'? It's how you learn to speak. I sometimes find it difficult - even with great effort - to pronounce Ts and 'th' instead of 'f'. I often drop 'h's too. Because I grew up in London surrounded by Londoners. It's more important what people have to say, not how they say it.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 24 2010, 2:32 PM GMT

It's not neccessarily laziness at all. Is it lazy that people who have grown up in China can't pronounce the letter 'r'? It's how you learn to speak. I sometimes find it difficult - even with great effort - to pronounce Ts and 'th' instead of 'f'. I often drop 'h's too. Because I grew up in London surrounded by Londoners. It's more important what people have to say, not how they say it.

I wondered when the BCG's leading apologist for the underclass would turn up! ;)

*sister Dagger raises her fist to the air*

I do so wish that I had better diction and pronounciation and ... things.

Quote: Aaron @ March 24 2010, 2:59 PM GMT

I do so wish that I had better diction and pronounciation and ... things.

I wouldn't worry about it - at least you can write properly. :)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 24 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

Isn't it about time you procreated and gave the world an example of good youthing?

His abstinence from procreating IS the best example.

On diction - Nukelar instead of nuclear cropping up on TV in BRITAIN now. Really gets me cussing.

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