Quote: EllieJP @ March 24 2010, 1:42 PM GMTAre we talking the big unflushable?
Well I didn't look too hard - I gave it flush and it wouldn't shift - I moved cubicles - bad form for them to think it was me.
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Ha - yeah. You'd be known as *insert witty shit/boss joke*.
I have just joned the 20th century and have ear plug headphones. I don't like change.
Alastair Darling is the most boring man on the planet.
Quote: Gavin @ March 24 2010, 1:52 PM GMTI have just joned the 20th century and have ear plug headphones. I don't like change.
Gav...its not the 20th century anymore.
Quote: Aaron @ March 24 2010, 1:59 PM GMTAlastair Darling is the most boring man on the planet.
How do you make that shit sound good though?
And ear plug headphones are pooey.
Quote: bigfella @ March 24 2010, 2:01 PM GMTHow do you make that shit sound good though?
PowerPoint, striptease...?
Quote: bigfella @ March 24 2010, 2:01 PM GMTHow do you make that shit sound good though?
Get Brian Blessed to read it out. Might at least be able to keep paying attention.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 24 2010, 2:01 PM GMTstriptease...?
Alistair Darling? 
Quote: Aaron @ March 24 2010, 2:01 PM GMTGet Brian Blessed to read it out. Might at least be able to keep paying attention.
He'd make a good Speaker - "Order, Order.....The Prime Minister's alive."
Quote: bigfella @ March 24 2010, 2:03 PM GMTAlistair Darling?
It'd be massive on YouTube.
Watching my neighbour, the crossdresser, wobble around in some high heels trying to wash his mini-van.
Tim has been watching and listening to the Budget coverage this afternoon and is intrigued by Labour's new tactic. Basically Mandelson, Balls, Johnson et al haver decided that their best strategy is simply to go on air and flatly deny any unhelpful facts about the economy that are put to them; whilst simultaneously accusing their opponents of planning to do things which everyone knows are blatant lies.
Trouble is, this tactic just may work...
Also, I sense that Labour is moving towards a "scorched earth" economy policy as this government's last hurrah. 
Glad to hear that we're not the only ones with everything all cattywampus...
Cattywampus?
Just out of interest. When does Gordie have to go to the palace.
Say the election is May the 6th as people suggest - is there a minimum time that campaining must last for?
6 weeks leaps to mind for me, put that means he needs to do it smartish.