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Any one fancy joining a tribe? Page 7

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 21 2010, 10:13 PM GMT

It's a Mayan Field out there

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tim Walker @ March 20 2010, 11:53 PM GMT

... and Danny "Grand Lizard" Cohen. Cool

Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ March 21 2010, 12:05 AM GMT

We look at the EU and just shake our heads.

So do we.

Quote: sootyj @ March 21 2010, 12:06 AM GMT

I'm glad the EU is to chaotic and corrupt to get involve in any bone headed foreign adventures.

Are you sure about that? They're already far too far out of their depth. Don't trick yourself into some kind of notion that they'll see sense and stop.

Quote: DaButt @ March 21 2010, 12:06 AM GMT

If you believe the figures China releases then you should probably take advantage of the NHS and have your head examined.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ March 21 2010, 9:19 PM GMT

Till DaButt gets DaBullets

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ March 21 2010, 11:41 PM GMT

Are you sure about that? They're already far too far out of their depth. Don't trick yourself into some kind of notion that they'll see sense and stop.

The EU hasn't actually invaded anyone ever. It's main issue was it was to pathetic to deal with a massive civil war on it's own borders.

Not to mention to much enthusiasim for inviting new countries to the party.

Quote: Tim Walker @ March 21 2010, 12:40 AM GMT

Well they must be f**king crazy, dangerous and deluded to have attempted that.

*snigger*

Quote: chipolata @ March 21 2010, 10:28 AM GMT

There are worse things than golf courses. Like poor people.

This is true. And it made me lol.

Quote: sootyj @ March 21 2010, 11:54 PM GMT

The EU hasn't actually invaded anyone ever. It's main issue was it was to pathetic to deal with a massive civil war on it's own borders.

Given the influence of Germany, that first statement is arguable. ;)

Nevertheless, just because they haven't done it yet doesn't mean that they won't.

Quote: Aaron @ March 22 2010, 12:21 AM GMT

Given the influence of Germany, that first statement is arguable. ;)

Nevertheless, just because they haven't done it yet doesn't mean that they won't.

They'd need an army first. Unless the 50,000 strong undeployable European defence force fills you with dread.

Albeit it's vast army of pointless beurecrats would have numbers on it's side. The EU is far more likely to absorb those who disagree with it and then stifle them with massive grants.

I mean really. Get worked up about the fact that this is an organsiation that pays half a million squids to it's finance minister. A man stupid enough to believe the Greek finance minsiter.

Quote: Aaron @ March 22 2010, 12:21 AM GMT

Given the influence of Germany, that first statement is arguable. ;)

Nevertheless, just because they haven't done it yet doesn't mean that they won't.

This reminds me that with the Tories almost certainly back in government soon, so too will be the slavering eurosceptics, banging endlessly on about referendums on straight bananas etc. Happy days! :)

C'mon Chip they serve bananas in schools. Are you saying you'd want a child of yours going near a bent banana?

It's liberals like you who are ruining this country.

The baby turtles in the link at the beginning are to die for, gorgeous they are.
Lovey

Quote: DaButt @ March 21 2010, 10:54 AM GMT

You aren't fast enough to outrun a thrown knife

I imagine there aren't many attackers who would actually throw a knife! Maybe Ninjas and Rambo.

Nanbo? Worlds deadliest granny.

Quote: sootyj @ March 21 2010, 9:19 PM GMT

Till DaButt gets DaBullets

I just stopped by Walmart and picked up 300 rounds of .40 S&W; it came to $90 after taxes. That's a good price and ammo is relatively difficult to find, so I'll go back and buy another 300 tomorrow. They have a 5-box limit due to hoarding-induced scarcity.

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Quote: DaButt @ March 23 2010, 8:57 PM GMT

They have a 5-box limit due to hoarding-induced scarcity.

And so everyone in the Militia gets a fair chance at bagging a New World Order soldier when the balloon goes up?

Quote: SlagA @ March 23 2010, 9:26 PM GMT

And so everyone in the Militia gets a fair chance at bagging a New World Order soldier when the balloon goes up?

Anyone intent on invading this country would be wise to stick to cities like Chicago, San Francisco and D.C. where they've mostly disarmed the (law-abiding portion of) the population. Mess with places like Texas and you're going to take fire from just about every house. Pirate

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