Madge's Vadge
Tuesday 23rd March 2010 6:04pm [Edited]
Get to Falkirk
22 posts
Quote: will Cam @ March 23 2010, 11:27 AM GMT
This is my all time favourite surreal joke. You will either laugh of think it is shit - there is no middle ground:
A man walks in to a butchers and says to the butcher,
"can I have half a pound of pork sausages please".
"I'm terribly sorry" said the butcher, "I've only got beef".
"That's OK", said the man, "I've got me bike outside".
Sadly, this reminds me of my favourite playground joke from secondry school, 28 years ago and you have to say the dialogue in a Scottish accent.
Man walks into a butchers and approaches the counter. There is a large pork intenstine used for making sausages lying on the counter.
Man says 'Pound a' fillet'
The butcher replies ' A fiver says ye dinnae'