Quote: chipolata @ March 23 2010, 4:40 PM GMTNo, it's all about death.
A French word for orgasm translates directly as "a little death". 
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Those dirty frogs.
I am looking a new hairstyle to go with my new shaven face. Any ideas?
Not a mullet.
Quote: bigfella @ March 23 2010, 5:46 PM GMTI am looking a new hairstyle to go with my new shaven face. Any ideas?
You've got a wife for those decisions.
Yeah. but she still wants me to have number 2 all over.
Fed up of that.
And now I get in a hairdresser's chair again....
Quote: bigfella @ March 23 2010, 5:58 PM GMTYeah. but she still wants me to have number 2 all over...
So long as you pick a safety word, I reckon you should give it a whirl.
I've got a glass table you can borrow. Actually...just have it...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ March 23 2010, 3:43 PM GMTBob Dylan and Woody Guthrie are the ones I'd pick.
And leave out the fantastic Warren Zevon? 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 23 2010, 3:53 PM GMTThey have to have lyrics about cars, sadly.
What about the Quick Fit Fitter song?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 23 2010, 4:26 PM GMTEverything is all about sex really.
Tell that to an amoeba.
Quote: sglen @ March 23 2010, 6:01 PM GMTSo long as you pick a safety word, I reckon you should give it a whirl.
I've got a glass table you can borrow. Actually...just have it...
I walked into that one!
Quote: sglen @ March 23 2010, 6:01 PM GMTSo long as you pick a safety word, I reckon you should give it a whirl.
I've got a glass table you can borrow. Actually...just have it...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 23 2010, 1:26 PM GMTOne of my eyes is slightly larger than the other, and I thought it was only noticeable in photos until my optician went on about it and made me feel like a freak.
It's quite noticeable. On your avatar.
Quote: DaButt @ March 23 2010, 9:13 PM GMTIt's quite noticeable. On your avatar.
I finally got to see Ellie on Top Gear!!!! The episode aired here last night!!!!!!
Chip's just seen some Unite bods with banners and buckets.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ March 23 2010, 11:44 PM GMTI finally got to see Ellie on Top Gear!!!! The episode aired here last night!!!!!!
Touch me, I am officially famous in America! 
Quote: chipolata @ March 24 2010, 8:45 AM GMTChip's just seen some Unite bods with banners and buckets.
Buckets?