Heh. Plus he has the epiplepsies.
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Quote: PhQnix @ March 21 2010, 11:21 PM GMTI don't think DaButt meant as a pilot. Aaron couldn't check BCG while flying a plane!
Computer stuff, networking stuff, sneaky stuff ...
Quote: zooo @ March 21 2010, 11:21 PM GMTHeh. Plus he has the epiplepsies.
Oh. That rules out the military. Along with bus driver, train conductor and circumcisers.
I'll never get over not having the chance to drive a Tube train. 
Quote: Aaron @ March 21 2010, 11:26 PM GMTI'll never get over not having the chance to drive a Tube train.
That would be a great tourist attraction. Like a little set of tracks where people could turn up and just ride around in the front of the tube. Or on a train. I swear there is a good idea in there somewhere!
Quote: Aaron @ March 21 2010, 11:26 PM GMTI'll never get over not having the chance to drive a Tube train.
Get the girlfriend a job as a conductor and then she can sneak you in. Easy.
Quote: DaButt @ March 21 2010, 11:41 PM GMTGet the girlfriend a job as a conductor and then she can sneak you in. Easy.
This is all begging to be turned into an innuendo. But it is late and I cannot think of one.
zooo often conducts Aaron down tubes!
Yes! I gotted it! 
Quote: PhQnix @ March 21 2010, 11:45 PM GMTThis is all begging to be turned into an innuendo. But it is late and I cannot think of one.
Trains. Tunnels. Phallic imagery at its best.
Quote: PhQnix @ March 21 2010, 11:48 PM GMTzooo often conducts Aaron down tubes!
Yes! I gotted it!
Give that man a gold star!
Quote: DaButt @ March 21 2010, 11:49 PM GMTTrains. Tunnels. Phallic imagery at its best.
It's all my English Degree will be useful for. 
Quote: Aaron @ March 21 2010, 11:51 PM GMT
Give that man a gold star!
Yay! Although handing out gold stars for innuendo raises questions about the sort of nursery you run, Mr. Brown.
Quote: PhQnix @ March 21 2010, 11:51 PM GMTIt's all my English Degree will be useful for.
Not to crush the dreams of a young man, but my ex-girlfriend has an English degree (5, actually, including a Ph.D.) and makes literally half of what I do. With no degree.
You should probably start a band instead.
I am trying!
I didn't pick English for the job opportunities anyway, I joined so I could prance around being a literature-douche. 
Quote: PhQnix @ March 22 2010, 12:00 AM GMTI didn't pick English for the job opportunities anyway, I joined so I could prance around being a literature-douche.
Yay!
Love 'em.
Can I play the triangle in your band?
Quote: PhQnix @ March 22 2010, 12:00 AM GMTI didn't pick English for the job opportunities anyway, I joined so I could prance around being a literature-douche.
The ex has decided that she hates literature douches and avoids them as much as possible.