F**k all this nonsense about how South Africa are going to slaughter England in tonight's rugby match! It's not true!
England wins!
Hold that thought and add some enthusiasm and joy to it. Feel it.
Picture our boys tear assing around the field like happy maniacs after the game is finished.
Hear the crowd going nuts.
We did it!
Smashed their dicks into the dirt!
Go on, give it a try.
Only takes 10 seconds. And if you really really REALLY want us to win, then give it ten minutes.
Pretend they've won.
Picture the celebration.
Hear the crowd.
Rock your fist into the air and say, FUCK YEA!!
And you watch.
England is going to win.
The Brits are at their best as underdogs.