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The world's most immature time traveller 2

ISAAC NEWTON IS SITTING UNDER A TREE THINKING.

HE LOOKS AT THE TREE AND PONDERS.

AN APPLE LANDS ON HIS HEAD.

HE RUBS IT AND HOLDS HIS HAND UP IN THE AIR TO SHOW HE HAS HAD A REVELATION

HE QUICKLY WRITES SOMETHING HIS BOOK.

HE SEE'S AN APPLE FLY UP IN THE AIR, THEN ANOTHER, THEN HALF A DOZEN.

HE TEARS UP HIS WRITING AND STORMS OFF.

WE SEE THE WORLD'S MOST IMMATURE TIME TRAVELLER HIDING BEHIND THE TREE HE IS FIRING APPLES UP INTO THE AIR WITH A POTATO GUN.

Nice one Sootyj.

Instead of the spud gun though, a Granny Smith & Wesson may have been more suitable, arf arf!

Ooh pun-ishing

THE APOLLO SPACE LANDER IS TAKING OFF THE 3 ASTRONAUTS LOOK OUT OF THE VIEW HOLE.

THEY SHAKE THEIR FISTS WITH RAGE.

WE SEE THE WORLD'S MOST IMMATURE TIME TRAVELLER IN A HEATH ROBINSON SPACE SUIT (FISH BOWL FOR A HELMET) PISSING ON THE US FLAG LEFT ON THE MOON

HE THEN PROCEDES TO POLE DANCE WITH THE FLAG POLE.

These are good - particularly the first.

I really like the first one. :D

I like these!
I think Robot Chicken did a sketch on "Dicks With Time Machines" once, its going along those lines
:D

Laughing out loud I like them both. The idea of an immature time traveller is brill and a pretty good runner, especially for you sooty.

A strong concept JS, I reckon you could push this idea to better things. I don't think I understand the first one though. Why would Newton screw up his ideas? The apples would still be falling back down if the time traveller were firing them in the air, or am I having a blond moment?

He's using a very powerful potato gun? He's attached parachutes to the apples?

I dunno.

I like the first one. Not sure how you'd execute though. IE how to get the apple to rise up in the air. Unless it's The world's most immature invisible time traveller. And he holds the apple so it looks like its floating? Maybe.

He's got a potato gun adapted for firing apples.

But how does he get the apple, once its fallen, to rise into the air? Doesn't work, visually, for me, if it's another apple he's firing. Or if he has to take the apple somehow, then fire it up. Maybe I'm missing something......

I think it's funnier if the same apple just rises as if under its own volition.

It's a diferent apple.

One apple falls from the tree.

He then fires a wholly diferent apple upwards.

Really nice SJ. If people are having problems with the first one (and I didn't because it's supposed to be immature), why don't you have your time traveller up in the tree with an invisible thread on the apple that he drops on Newton. Then he just hoists it up quickly from where it lands - it could even float about a bit.

There's a huge amount of scope on this runner - I just love the idea of someone being so brilliant as to invent a time machine and then using it for such a crap purpose. :)

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/14084#P449148

They kinda followed on from this series (which I sorta preffered)

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