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Quote: zooo @ March 21 2010, 12:04 AM GMT

Well hopefully by the time we're 52 we'll be able to afford all that surgery and look as good. ;)

What do you look like, zooo? PM me a piccy and you can be my next avatar. How's that tickle your pickle? Eh?

As flipping if.
:)

Quote: zooo @ March 21 2010, 12:09 AM GMT

As flipping if. :)

:D

Well, I'm gonna mosey along for the night. Hope everyone has a great weekend!!

Chip's just found his cat walking about in the bath tub. It was a fun moment.

Elliot's mum is making him work on the allotment. Yaaaay...

Don't fall on a rake!

Quote: zooo @ March 21 2010, 11:56 AM GMT

Don't fall on a rake!

Always full of the good advice.

Quote: PhQnix @ March 21 2010, 11:39 AM GMT

Elliot's mum is making him work on the allotment. Yaaaay...

I've got an allotment !

Every night someone spreads another inch of soil on it and I haven't a clue who or why !

The plot thickens.

Quote: Tim Walker @ March 21 2010, 11:58 AM GMT

Always full of the good advice.

At least I caare!

Quote: Aaron @ March 20 2010, 4:58 PM GMT

Debbie Harry is a skank.

By 'skank' you mean...? If you mean promiscuous you seem to be forgetting that she was married (and faithful) to the same person for a very long time - arguably even sacrificing her career to look after him when he was very ill.

Quote: zooo @ March 21 2010, 12:14 PM GMT

At least I caare!

*pats zooo on the head*

Bless.

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 21 2010, 12:03 PM GMT

I've got an allotment !

Every night someone spreads another inch of soil on it and I haven't a clue who or why !

The plot thickens.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 21 2010, 12:18 PM GMT

By 'skank' you mean...? If you mean promiscuous you seem to be forgetting that she was married (and faithful) to the same person for a very long time - arguably even sacrificing her career to look after him when he was very ill.

I mean ugly, dirty-looking (and not in a bedroom way), and with an appearance of homelessness about her.

Although if what you say is true, she's just shot up in my estimations.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 21 2010, 12:18 PM GMT

even sacrificing her career to look after him when he was very ill.

Isn't that just common human decency? I hope that most people would do the same in similar circumstances. And being a millionaire rockstar makes it easier for her to do that than most people.

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 21 2010, 12:03 PM GMT

I've got an allotment !

Every night someone spreads another inch of soil on it and I haven't a clue who or why !

The plot thickens.

It's the forgotten prisoners of war, they have been underground by day since 1944; they don't know the war ended many years ago and so they are still digging a tunnel to Germany. At night they come out pretending to be scarecrows and they drop the soil that they have dug and take some of the vegetables and pigeons as food.

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