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Quote: David Bussell @ March 19 2010, 5:21 PM GMT

I just had a plate of exotic fruits brought to me by a maid, including papaya, plantain, chico and a couple I couldn't even name. Delicious!

Bussell Chico was that dreadful singer off of Z factor.

Are you so depraved you've become a Zlist celeb cannibal?

Is it Chico dinner time?

Quote: Ben @ March 19 2010, 4:42 PM GMT

Who would be the creepy uncle?

Don't worry, no one's going to try to dethrone you there.

Quote: chipolata @ March 19 2010, 4:34 PM GMT

You're like the BCG dad!

I bet you're older than me!

Quote: bigfella @ March 19 2010, 6:18 PM GMT

I bet you're older than me!

I was born in 1994.

We're not talking about when your ideal woman was born.

Quote: zooo @ March 19 2010, 7:17 PM GMT

We're not talking about when your ideal woman was born.

:D You older women of the world! With your jokes!

Rolling eyes

Aaron is wondering if he should start replacing bits in his PC. Aaron's wishing he had a way to fund such refurbishments.

Quote: chipolata @ March 19 2010, 7:14 PM GMT

I was born in 1994.

Rubbish!

I'm off to scale a live volcano. If I were a virgin I'd be pretty scared right about now. But I'm totally not. A virgin.

Which one?

Quote: Aaron @ March 19 2010, 7:42 PM GMT

Aaron is wondering if he should start replacing bits in his PC. Aaron's wishing he had a way to fund such refurbishments.

Sell your body

Quote: bigfella @ March 19 2010, 7:50 PM GMT

Rubbish!

Chip would love to argue with bigfella but he's off out to hang around on the street corner with his mates. He loves intimidating oldsters with his loud swearing and staring! Wave

Quote: chipolata @ March 19 2010, 7:57 PM GMT

Chip would love to argue with bigfella but he's off out to hang around on the street corner with his mates. He loves intimidating oldsters with his loud swearing and staring! Wave

Rubbish!

Quote: bigfella @ March 19 2010, 7:56 PM GMT

Sell your body

I doubt that that would work.

Quote: Aaron @ March 19 2010, 8:09 PM GMT

I doubt that that would work.

I don't know. A kidney makes a fortune I think.

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