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Quote: Tim Walker @ March 19 2010, 10:37 AM GMT


Having seen the film Mannequin I actually find this a bit of a turn on myself.

After Childs Play I don't trust any plastic people.

The one on the right was being a little over generous in her compliment to me there. But I appreciated the sentiment.

Quote: Marc P @ March 19 2010, 10:38 AM GMT

The one on the right was being a little over generous in her compliment to me there. But I appreciated the sentiment.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Marc P @ March 19 2010, 10:38 AM GMT

The one on the right was being a little over generous in her compliment to me there. But I appreciated the sentiment.

Is she indicating the size of your ego :P

:)

Ha! So did they switch the lights on mid pee?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 19 2010, 10:30 AM GMT

A German publisher has just approached me wanting to publish my pyschology thesis, hurrah!

Unfortunately I've never written such a thesis and they've either got the wrong person, or this is a new more sophisticated phishing scam playing on vain wannabe intellectuals.

:D

Chip's just met a glorious young black lady. She laughed at two of his jokes. Lovey

How many jokes did you make?

Quote: chipolata @ March 19 2010, 12:05 PM GMT

Chip's just met a glorious young black lady. She laughed at two of his jokes. Lovey

It's good that your ever hopeful Chip. :)

Quote: zooo @ March 19 2010, 12:47 PM GMT

How many jokes did you make?

Fourish. But those first couple didn't count because her phone rang and interupted my flow.

Four jokes and only 2 laughs... tut tut.

Oooh who's post is going to be the top of the 2000th page of Status Reporting?

It's not important really Ellie.

But if you go next it will be you!

You'd better be telling the truth!

Damn you! ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ March 19 2010, 1:10 PM GMT

Four jokes and only 2 laughs... tut tut.

They were good laughs... And oh, look, I got 2000! Cool

Oh FFS Chip got it!

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